Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Mars.


Do you know what exit I should take?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Take a left at the galactic highway, route Z and you can't miss it.

Will you buy me a souvenir?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.


Keychain, postcards or beach house?
[sub]No one else posted here since I left??? This thread would be dead if it weren't for us, Vee.
*readies defibrillator*
[/sub]

 

[Asciotes]

Beachhouse. I can rent it to the martians.

How much do you think they'd pay for it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

A lot, considering the location.

Are there many aliens on Mars?

 

[Ren3004]

10,000 zpyxllls. That's quite a lot.
[sub]Ninja'd but it still kind of works[/sub]

Since they probably don't speak any human language, how would you negotiate with them?

 

[Asciotes]

I give them the spare babel fish I have lying around.

Where can I convert the 100 zpyxllls into human money?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Try the bank, or you can try and pass it off as currency here.

Um, Why are they getting out Ray-guns?

 

[Ren3004]

Standard Martian greeting, don't worry.



Those things look quite deadly, don't they?

Spoiler: Here's your Mars beach house, as seen from space.

[http://img41.imageshack.us/i/faceonmars.jpg/]

 

[Asciotes]

No one speaks the same language, so when they discovered babel fish they could finally understand eachother. And they found out that they didn't really like eachother either. So taking out a babel fish is apparently a crime there. Wish I knew that earlier.

How should I escape?

 

[Ren3004]

Take the long way around Saturn to lose them.



How does it feel coming back to Earth?

 

[Asciotes]

Not bad. I feel somewhat more combustible here though.

What's the first thing you're going to do when you get back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No idea. Probably nap. You can't even imagine interstellar jet-lag.

Can we ever go again?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course, we just have to wait for the pissed off natives to forget us.


How long will that be?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd give it a few months...maybe years.

Maybe we should send a gift basket to say we're sorry?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, lets do that.


So... what do aliens like?
[sub]Just so you guys know, I might be too busy during the weekend to come and post. Keep this alive... *hands defibrillator to Vee*[/sub]

 

[Asciotes]

They might like modern art.

How do we send it there?
[sub]I'll help out too even though I'm a newcomer[/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, how far can you guys throw a painting?


Should we call Captain America to help?
[sub]Thanks, Asciotes. By the way, mind if I call you Asci?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

He sounds like the man to call, i tried Limey man but he wasn't in.

Did the paintings arrive safely?

 

[Asciotes]

I suppose

who do we get to throw him though?
[sub]yeah sure, by all means. Ooh too late. I also have to go. If this thread dies I'll try and revive it then.[/sub]