Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

.eruS



Can you survive a headshot?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yup, Survived 3 and counting.

Isn't defying medical science fun?

 

[SteakHeart]

.erus ton m'I .ebyaM

Did you understand that?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes.

Don't you have a mirror?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I did, but I dropped it trying to read what steak put.

Does that mean seven years bad luck?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes, but you can reverse it by following me and Ren upstairs.

Vaude, how do you like being the sex object of this thread?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's doesn't bother me much, It kind of grows on you, not to mention most of the time it's funny.

Since when have you and Ren got along?

 

[SteakHeart]

What do you mean? We're the best of friends!

I got better rum. Want some?
[small]Hey, a rhyme! It's about time.[/small]

Spoiler: Celebratory edit

W00T! 777th post! I'd have celebrated my 666th post, but I missed it.

 

[Ren3004]

Of course, dear raptor.
[sub]And Vee, glad to see you're such a good sport about it. Of course, if it bothered you, you'd have just left this thread a loooong time ago.[/sub]

You weren't expecting that, were you?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not me, but Vaude will. She just drank 6 shots of my new rum.

Vuade, do you need help standing up?

 

[Ren3004]

She probably does, I'll help her.


Do you need help with your ninja problem?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yes. Get a pirate on site.

Oh, crap! Pararaptor, why did you grab Vaude's boobs? You know she hates it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Huh, wazzuat...Oh i seem to have stabbed you in the spine. Sorry. That Rum was awesome though huh?

Can i have my machete back?

 

[Ren3004]

I'll trade it for a kiss.

Caaaaaaaan... anybody.... find meee-eeeee-ee-ee... somebody tooooo... love?

 

[SteakHeart]

Vaude... *Hic*... Shesh willing an' reddey.

How many *hic* shotsh did I take?

 

[Ren3004]

254... hundred.


How come you're not dead after taking that much alcohol?

 

[SteakHeart]

I got... *hic* like, a liver of... adaMANtium. Emphashish on MAN, Vaude. *hic*

Anyone *hic* wanna be my deshignated driv- *hic* driver?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

More than this...*hic*...many...*Raises ten fingers*

Where did *hic* you get this rum...? *Passes out*

[sub] Bye Boys! gotta get changed and get out, Happy Halloween! [/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

*Takes anti-alcohol pill* Aww, man. We were just about to get laid.

Good thing she wasn't here to hear me say that, right?