Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Yes, I put them to wash with the last load.

Have you seen my light saber?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Does the African Swallow carry coconuts on it's fly north for the summer?

Did any one get that Monty python reference?

 

[badgersprite]

I wanted to try out this 'Bleeding Love' I keep hearing about on the radio, but I think I may have made a mistake.

Does anyone else hate that song?

 

[elgenx]

the a-part

who will not become president?

 

[Ren3004]

Him. I'll kill him before he has the chance.



Why does my head hurt?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That gargoyle fell and hit you on the head!

Did you anger it in some way?

 

[Ren3004]

Hmmm... does throwing eggs at it count?
[sub]By the way, you're out of eggs.[/sub]


Want some piecake tonight?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'd love some but i'm gonna have to take a trip to the supermarket first.

Why did they put the supermarket at the other end of a minefield?

 

[Ren3004]

To stop shoplifters.


But doesn't that stop other customers too?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well not me. I can teleport. But yeah, they only get 2 or 3 customers a year.

Anything else I need to pick up?

 

[Ren3004]

Cond- I mean flour, yes, we're out of flour.


Will you bring me a gift from the supermarket?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? Here. Some chocolate, made with gold leaf.

Well what do you think?

 

[Ren3004]

Hmmm... chocolate....

I'm sorry, what did you say?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Don't worry about it. Just don't eat all of that at once it's expensive.

Why is the oven missing it's door?

 

[Ren3004]

I needed a tray.


Is it safe to cook in a doorless oven?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Probably not, It's alright though, i can just incinerate it.

Do you think that would work?