Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

Let's celebrate with a PARTAY!

*Ten party-filled hours later*

Wasn't that party awesome?

 

[Ren3004]

Totally dude. It was like, dude, the best party, dude, ever, dude.


What did I smoke, dude?

 

[SteakHeart]

Nothing. You're just naturallly stupid.

Oh crap! Did my looooooove powers kick in again?
[small]Because that would be horrible.[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Uh-oh. I think so, and i don't have any patches...

Would averting my eyes make things easier?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Look at me. LOOOOOOOOK!


Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time, you walk by?
[sub]I have to go to sleep. Bye steak, bye Vee and a very special kiss to you.

steak gets a special handshake.[/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

They are commiting suicide.

Where did this dinner come from?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I don't know...I mean, did you wish for it?
[sub] G'night Ren![/sub]

...Is that wine?

 

[SteakHeart]

Amontillado, in fact.

Aren't you glad I finally got wine?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure, now that I'm going to bed.
/sarcasm


Can I have a cup?

 

[SteakHeart]

Sure. Now leave us to our dinner.

Wait, why is the turkey still clucking?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm fairly sure that it's undercooked.

Was there another option, aside from turkey?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, yes, ribs. But that's not very fancy.

Is it still good enough?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's fine. At least Amontillado and Ribs sound okay together.

Did you cook this? Or did you order?

 

[SteakHeart]

Cooked it.

Wait, did someone press the timefreeze button?
[small]Gotta go. Sorry to interrupt our se- er, dinner.[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yes, Me. I have work to do.
[sub] Later steak! [/sub]

What's the key ingredient to creating unicorns?

 

[SteakHeart]

Paprika.
[small]Turns out, I'm back faster than I thought![/small]

Is that an earthquake?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No, that's the bass from the stereo.
[sub] Ah i see. [/sub]

Why is your stereo twice the size of your house?

 

[SteakHeart]

For awesomeness factor.

Why didn't you do the same?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I ordered one from Ikea but i never put it together.

I'm not lazy...right?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, just sexy. Too sexy. I'm going to have to take you into prison for sexiness.

Will you comply?