Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

No. It's meant to make you horny with it's paradoxness. OW! Sorry...

Is the Lie Cake good?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, i just finished mopping up mine.

What's the secret ingredient?

 

[SteakHeart]

Loooooove.

Naw, kidding. Did you really think that I put that in it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nah, If it was Looooove I wouldn't be able to taste it.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

 

[SteakHeart]

Me.

Wait, does that mean that I've been outdated?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

'Fraid so. And I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Awkward!

Did you just steal from my pocket?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I stole your pants.

Want your pants back?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You can keep them for now but I'm gonna need them back.

Why take them in the first place?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because then I get a better vie-OW! OKAY, TAKE THE PANTS BACK!

Who flushed the pipe bomb down the toilet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Me. My final act of rebellion in school.

Think I should say Goodnight?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not without a goodnight kiss.

Too far again?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Yes very. Now I feel violated.

Are you gonna back off?

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, I never even was talking to you. So, yes, then.

Why is there tinfoil in the microwave?

 

[Ren3004]

To protect my lunch from being mind-controlled by the government.



Why would the government want to control my lunch?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

They have nothing better to do. They also think it's an alien.

Why is the door locked?

 

[Ren3004]

To keep the voices there. I finally got them out of my head.


Why do I feel like killing someone?

 

[Ren3004]

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope... Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.


Why hasn't my avatar changed yet?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because the new one is nice and you need to retain individuality! RETAIN!

Ahem. Do you have any plans for today?