Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

Yes, I was thinking of killing visiting my neighbors.


Wanna join me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Why not? I have nothing else planned, aside from painting the town red again later.

So what are they like?

 

[Ren3004]

Very quiet, actually.

Honey, why don't you get us some drinks?
[sub]I need some time alone to bury the bodies talk about something.[/sub]

 

[SteakHeart]

Okay.

What should I get?

 

[Ren3004]

Red wine. That will give us an excuse for the stains.


Oh, they seem to be gone. Where could they be?

 

[SteakHeart]

Having sex. Or eating dinner.

I got some Chianto. Anyone want it?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You know i don't turn down Chianti.

Why did they give all of their wallets and jewelry to you?

 

[Ren3004]

They felt sorry because their kids were making so much noise when I was trying to study.


They seem to have quieted down since I killed talked to them, though, don't they?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, you must really have a way with words.

Can i have that necklace over there?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, yes. And since you asked for the gift I was planning to surprise you with, here's a bracelet.


Wait, isn't that the legendary cursed bracelet of Amon-Ra?

 

[SteakHeart]

It's my mom's.

You DO know that Chianto is WAAAAAY different from Chianti, right?
[small]I'ts been used as a hair remover, self-defense spray, hair restorer, and a safe and humane way of killing chickens.[/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*spits it out* Ah, That'd explain the taste and my partial blindness.

What's the worse thing that could happen with a cursed bracelet?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know. Let's ask the giant murderous demon standing behind you.


Well? What did he say?

 

[SteakHeart]

He wants to do her. I punched him in the face after he said that.
[sub]She's mine... ALL MINE![/sub]

What do you think Hell is like?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm guessing the best place to roast marshmallows.

Do think that Satan would make a good neighbor?
[sub]Also thank you for punching the demonic rapist in the face for me. [/sub]

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I heard he throws some killer barbecue parties.


Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[SteakHeart]

Unfortunately, yeah. But I was REALLY drunk.

Wait, is the demon getting back up?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I think so. He looks pissed.

Uh, What do we do?

 

[SteakHeart]

I'll use my Barrett. No prob.

*KA-PWSHAAAAM!*

Can I have some help cleaning these demon brains off the wall?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. *throws a mop at steak*



Well, should we go back home, then?