Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I guess so. They won't mind that i borrowed a lot of their stuff.

Why does almost everything we ever do end with blood and gore on the walls?

 

[Ren3004]

What fun would it be without blood and gore?


Was that a rhetorical question?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It wasn't but I do believe you have a point.

Where to now? Anymore neighbors to visit?

 

[Ren3004]

No, sorry.


Wanna catch a movie?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Sounds good.

Although, what would we see?

 

[Ren3004]

You pick the movie.


No, not that movie. Not that one either. What do you mean "there are no more movies"?

 

[SteakHeart]

I don't know about going to the cinema, but your face is funny enough to be a feature length film.

Oh, I'm just jo-Ren? REN? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

 

[Ren3004]

Sawing your leg off.


Why do you ask?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're getting blood in the popcorn.

Will you two ever get along?

 

[SteakHeart]

Not until of us gets what we want. And you know what we want.

Now where did I put that spare leg?

 

[Ren3004]

The one under your bed? Sorry, I burned it.
[sub] Yes, Vee... You know what we want. Only you can give it to us...

GIVE US OUR COOKIES![/sub]


Hey, how much do you like your pets?

 

[SteakHeart]

I love my kitteh.

Why do you ask?

 

[Ren3004]

Because your cat is playing inside the microwave. Don't ask me how it got in there, or how it turned the microwave on.


That's too bad. Need a drink?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah, You know my favourite drinks too.

Should i pay for this round?

 

[Ren3004]

No, it's OK. I'll pay.



Well, this is a little strong, right Vee? Vee? Why are you twitching around on the floor?

 

[SteakHeart]

I think that's a mating dance.

Can you cheer me up after the microwave-based death of my kitteh?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. Here are pictures of me and Vee after the mating dance.
[sub]Don't we make such a cute couple? My favorite is this one of us mopping the floor together.

Wait, what did you think we were doing?[/sub]

Sorry, would you prefer flaming chainsaw juggling?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Gasp* Too...much...vodka...Wait did someone say flaming chainsaw juggling?

Is that Photoshopped?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah.

How is it even possible to be that flexible? Talk about power-mopping.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually, Years of practice in the Himalayan mountains.

Wait, does that mean, it isn't photoshopped?