Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Pimppeter2]

With the hand

Why do we have hands?

 

[Timotei]

To fornicate themselves with them.

Why isn't Kim Jong Il dead yet?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

Because he is still useful to me
Spare some change?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

are you unhappy with your hair
[sup]P.S I'm Canadian[/sup]

does this house look raptor proof to you?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Yeah, if they're asexual.

How much for the house?

 

[Ren3004]

2 cookies. And half a cake for the pool.


Why is your hair blood red?

 

[Pm0n3y]

What are you talkin about? My hair's black.

What is the reason for your exsistance?

 

[Ren3004]

You see... when a boy becomes a man...
-30 min later-
And that is how babies are born.


Did you get it all?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Uh, I think so. But I think i missed that whole part about the thing and the other thing.

Should I stop sleeping in the middle of the day?

 

[Ren3004]

No, that's fine.


Can we get more time to sleep?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

If we sleep in the day we can.

Can you dance?

 

[Ren3004]

Let's see...

Does flailing my arms around count as dancing?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

That counts as exotic dancing too y'know.

Was that an Earthquake?

 

[redscarecrow]

No, it was a mindquake.

What is a mindquake?

 

[Ren3004]

It happens when my telekinetic powers get out of control.

Didn't you know about my telekinetic powers?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

No I didn't. Why didn't you say anything before?

Care to demonstrate?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure.


Did you see that?

 

[SkullCap]

A: I did and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Q: Is morality universal or dependent upon each different culture?