Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[SteakHeart]

I don't think Vaude is a lesbian, so she won't. But I'm free tonight.

You think it'll go well?

 

[Lambi]

Yeah. If you're nice to her.

Will you be nice to her?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sure he will be...*cough*

You aren't bringing the rum are you, steak?

 

[SteakHeart]

No. I plan to try to try going without the rum.

Will I be able to score without it?

 

[Lambi]

Since Yuffie doesn't drink, it would be wise to leave the alcohol at home, or else...

Where are you taking her on your date?

 

[SteakHeart]

Olive Garden.

What do you mean, I forgot my money at home?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To the anime expo, obviously.
Your women always end up dead.

Why am I dating Yuffie, again?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, I am!

Am I?

 

[Lambi]

Yes, you are.

Why is everybody looking at me like that?

 

[SteakHeart]

No, shut up.

Is it just me, or does Yuffie look like she is related to Faith?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

She does a little...without the badass tattoos.

Can she run up buildings too?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hell if I know.

Does she?

 

[SteakHeart]

She can run up my bui-OW! YUFFIE, STOP IT! OW! JESUS CHRIST, STOP IT! OH GOD, MY LEG!

Am I going to make it?

 

[Lambi]

Mabey. Depends on your bonestructure.

How is your bonestructure?

 

[SteakHeart]

I have no idea.

Wait, rib bones or "bone" bones?

 

[Lambi]

"Bones" bones.

You think you can make it?

 

[SteakHeart]

Yeah, I guess.

Is it just me, or did Yuffie just jump off the hospital roof?