Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Guitar Gamer]

me.............................................

want some more awkward lines?

 

[Ren3004]

No, please stop.


Why am I bleeding?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Oh damn, did I drop my dagger while i was leaning over you?

Are you going to be okay?

 

[WafflesandBacon]

NEVER MIND THAT WHAT ABOUT MY UN-BIRTHDAY

why does no one pay attention to me

 

[Ren3004]

Because I'm FUCKING BLEEDING!!!!!


Are you always so self centered?
[sub]There are 363 other un-birthdays this year. Calm down. Sheesh.[/sub]

 

[Metric Monkey]

Because people forget about his un-birthday.
[sub]But every un-birthday should as be important as the other, and not be forgotten.[/sub]

Isn't it obvious?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

nope I am totally opposite
happy now?

 

[Ren3004]

No, I'm still bleeding.


Have you guys called an ambulance yet?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Oh, well excuse me, we were celebrating some un-birthdays.

Who's got a phone?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Yeah I phoned the ambulance and said i accidently stabbed Ren.

I can make it up though right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

no stop ninja-ing me
[HEADING=1]DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!![/HEADING]


he wouldn't abandon us would he?

 

[Ren3004]

Of course n- *dies*.


Are you sad?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

yes...........................
you gonna eat that?

 

[Metric Monkey]

We'll shove it down his throat and bring him back to life!

That's going to help, right?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEES!!!!

I meant his leg, 'm getting hungry

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Give that back!

Would mouth-to-mouth resuscitation bring him back?

 

[Ren3004]

Only if it's done by you.

Has GG dropped my leg yet?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

AhHHHHHHHAAAAAA!!!! time for my zombie virus to take center stage

this can't go wrong right?

 

[Ren3004]

Sure. Just test it after the mouth-to-mouth, please.


Where's Vee?

 

[Lambi]

He's over there, trying mouth to mout ressurection.

Did it work?