Never stick your dick in a pudding. It might still be good pudding and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one's going to eat it because you stuck your dick in it.
Guys, I just got invited out by a childhood "best-friend-evar!" that I haven't seen in 3 years, so I'm going for dinner, and in true brummie traditions, it shall be...
A curry!
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