Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Lambi]

For Falo, yes.
For me, no.

Stomach ache, you see?

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, I do now.

Get better soon, eh?

 

[Lambi]

I hope so.

You?

 

[Ren3004]

Meh, I'm OK.


Nothing really interesting, you know?
[sub]No dragons to kill, no car chases... my life is so boring![/sub]

 

[Lambi]

I see.

What do you want to do?

 

[Ren3004]

Set something on fire.

But what?

 

[Sassafrass]

How about Keanu Reeves hair?

 

[Ren3004]

That could be entertaining.

Any other ideas?
[sub]It can't be... I just found a photo of Keanu Reeves... smiling.

Oh wait, there's no rain of fire nor flying horsemen outside, it must be photoshopped.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

...Uh.

Try and set fire to Paris Hilton?

 

[Ren3004]

That would be interesting too.

How about both?

 

[Sassafrass]

Shall I grab the flame throwers?

 

[Ren3004]

How about we just make a bonfire and throw everyone we don't like in there?
[sub]It can't be... I just found a photo of Keanu Reeves... smiling.

Oh wait, there's no rain of fire nor flying horsemen outside, it must be photoshopped.[/sub]

 

[Sassafrass]

That's gonna have to be a pretty big bonfire.

Got enough wood and petrol?

[sup]Show me this ungodly image![/sup]

 

[Ren3004]

I always come prepared!


Do you have the matches?

Spoiler

What do you think? Photoshop? Stunt double? Twin brother? Plastic surgery?

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler

What do you think? Photoshop? Stunt double? Twin brother? Plastic surgery?

All of those?

 

[Ren3004]

Could it be... an alien impostor from the planet Xog that took over the body of Keanu Reeves, and, not knowing of our culture, contracted his facial expression muscles in way that resembles an expression of happiness?

Spoiler: The truth is out there.

 

[Lambi]

*gasp*

What should we do?

 

[Sassafrass]

Run.
It's all we can do.

Isn't he actually more horrible when he's smiling?

 

[Ren3004]

It's almost as terrible as the walrus king.

But maybe we can get some better films now?

 

[Sassafrass]

From Keanu Reeves, you mean?

[sup]*Insert a 20 minutes long laughter track here*[/sup]