Stupid Shit You Hear From Gamers?

[AgDr_ODST]

oh man to many to list so I'll just share 3 that really stand out: November of last year a random redneck on my team started singing a very racist version of Song of the South when I was playing World at War and two of the guys on our team were black

 

[Phenakist]

A quote from an American whilst playing CoD MW2 and having a casual conversation about the British isles with my friend, (note I live in the UK, you will need to know that in a minute) the aforementioned American said, no word of a lie,"OMG YOU IDIOT, EVERYONE KNOWS BRITAIN IS PART OF ENGLAND ARE YOU 'STOOPID' OR SOMETHING?"

I think I win. For 2 reasons.

A) Someone tried to correct me on information about where I live
B) It fits the Topic to a T

^.^

Note: I've nothing against Americans just in case anyone says I do or "LAWL not all American's are like that deewd", I know they aren't.

Note 2: Amazing how this could have been easily avoided if game chat wasn't forced...

 

[caveman665]

"the Halo series is the best"
lolz lolz sorry its just to funny

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

Barrens Chat.

 

[Rooster893]

Bro.
Duuuuuuuuuuddddeee.

 

[Obrien Xp]

Goldsellers.

Need I say more.

 

[BOX oDAVE]

well in a lobby in cod 4 one guy instead of "shut up" he said "shut your balls" i was kinda lost for words after that, it kinda made me cofused that entire day maybe that was his plan.....

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Me: *playing Quake
Friend: Watcha playing?
Me: Quake.
Friend: Those graphics suck, the game sucks too.
Me: Have you even played the game?
Friend: No, but it stinks.

*facepalm*

Friend: Come on, let's play Halo.

*facepalm*

 

[Citrus]

Anything about pro-gaming. Especially if it's about SSBM.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

*Random 13 year old starts to sing "Love Game" over team chat*
me: please stop
him: why should I
me: because it would be kind and considerate
him: well fuck you ***** *gets shot and dies*
him: what the hell? why is no one covering me?
me: I'll cover you... as soon as I pull my cock from yo momma's ass.
him: you motherfucking ***** fag
me: she gives damn good head
him: fuck you
me: every other night *****, and she loves it.
him: shut up
me: why should I?
him: I have a friend who works for Mircosoft and can ban you
me: hey asshole
him: what?
me: I'm actually your father
*Random 13 year old rage quits*

I would say thats pretty typical of my more normal discussions on xbox live.

 

[Darth Rahu]

Everytime people say flat out say the Wii is, in all aspects, a piece of crap. Let me just clarify. The Wii, as a system, is a great idea! The problem is that there's a lot of crap out for it. Even Yahtzee said that he likes the idea of the Wii. In short, the idea is only as good as its practical execution. In the Wii's case, finding games that are even adequate for it is literally like looking for diamonds in a pile of clodded dirt.

That and an actual bit that happened to me in Team Fortress 2.

Me: Dude, we got a Spy! He's disguised as a Scout!
Other Guy: No he isn't, I see the guy coming right now.
Me: Our Scout is already halfway to the enemy base! He's a Spy!
*backstab!*
Other Guy: Dude, why didn't you tell me he was a Spy!?
Me: -_-... *quits*

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

I was playing CoD WAW (yes I am aware of the mixed opinions about that game and have since moved on from it) nazi zombies before all the map packs and at the very beginning, I had to leave (not like life and death, but would be a good idea)
Me: hey, I gotta go
Other dude (sounds like 12 year old): MY DAD WORKS FOR MICROSOFT YOU ****** I WILL HAVE HIM SCREW UP YOUR ACCOUNT
*after a few rounds where we lose because this kid takes suckage to a whole new level
Me: I really gotta go
kid: MY DAD WILL SERIOU-
*triple ragequit

EDIT: I am sorry ma55er fett I did not read your post before making this one

 

[A Weary Exile]

Ahahah anything to do with the console war.

But also when people say "Ohh Borderlands and TF2 don't even have good graphics, they're like cartoons"

*facepalm*

I've had people say this about BioShock. BioShock isn't even fucking cell-shaded! Just because it's not rendered in the dirt spectrum doesn't mean it's "Kiddy" or "Lame". D:<

OP: To further illustrate my fanboyism.

Me: BioShock had the best story I've ever seen in a game, you should really play it.
Them: It isn't that good.
Me: What game do you think has a better story?
Them: CoD4 and Gears of War.
Me: ...Have you suffered head trauma recently?

He said that having never even played the fucking game!

 

[Hazy]

"Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 suxorz!"
"Right... have you even played it?"
"...What now?"
[sub]Note: If you have played it, and legitimately dislike it, this does not pertain to you.[/sub]

 

[MiracleOfSound]

My mom always tells me to play video games less. I ask her what else I should do and she always says something like "Anything but those dang video games" I ask her why and she says they melt my brain. Once she told me to watch a movie. I told her games have stories too that can be just as good as the story in a book or movie and she started laughing at me.

Show her the intro to Bioshock and Andrew Ryan's speech, it will melt her brain.

OT:

The word 'noob'. Hate it.

 

[CompanionCube]

I'm so gangsta, I play GTA4

 

[Hazy]

I'm so gangsta, I play GTA4

Pfft, idiots...

All of the real "gangsta's" play Saint's Row...

 

[Inobodyme]

The people who make excuses for why they die. They go like this
First time I kill them
"Noob luck/beginners luck"
Second time
"WTF LAG/ Cheap shot"
A few kills later.
"WTF IMPOSSIBLE"
A few more kills later
"OMG YOU GLITCH/HACK I AM SO REPORTING YOU!"
A few kills after that.
*PlayerX has left the game*

Also the other people I hate are the people who constantly make excuses for why they died or they accuse you of lagging/glitching/hacking.