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A walrus named stanley. Yes Stanley the Walrus who ran the general store and whom everyone, loved. He said..
"Hay all yas party people's, come'n down ta Crazy Stanley discounts emporeeum, bring a freind for two for tuesday monday night special!"
When Billy Bob heard this ad for CrAZY Stanley's he new he could go to that place to enact his foolproof plan upon the public. However when he arrived...
One day, little Johnny was walking down the street when a cow popped out of the bushes and raped him. The cow then said "All your base is belong to us!" Then a base falls out of the sky and lands on Johnny's house. However, Johnny wasn't home as he was at the comic store to point and laugh at the nerf herders. The Nerf Herders were literally herding nerfs through the store on their way to Javaville! Where all your coffee based dreams come true! HoweverThe giant coffee filter had broken and the streets were covered in coffee groundsand chocolate cream pies. It was too bad because the president Was allergic to pie, so herdered Jonny (god knows why) to eat them all up. As Jonny was eating he exploded. Meanwhile, a shot rang in the dark.
It was Dave, Lord of the Muffin People here to support the pies in the conquest to take over the world. The Pie leadersupport the pies in the conquest to take over the world. The Pie leader Billy Bob went on a rampage. His ultimate goal was to Start a war against the heretic forces conisting of a alliance between The Fruit and Veg Kingdoms.
His plan of attack would be toSell all of his money for more money and Use that money to buy more money and trade it for goods, while selling the goods for money. Pie Leader Billy Bob's plan was foolproof but he needed a fool to test this. He chose A walrus named Stanley. Yes Stanley the Walrus who ran the general store and whom everyone, loved. He said "Hay all yas party people's, come'n down ta Crazy Stanley discounts emporeeum, bring a freind for two for tuesday monday night special!"
When Billy Bob heard this ad for CrAZY Stanley's he new he could go to that place to enact his foolproof plan upon the public. However when he arrived...
It was Dave, Lord of the Muffin People here to support the pies in the conquest to take over the world. The Pie leadersupport the pies in the conquest to take over the world. The Pie leader Billy Bob went on a rampage. His ultimate goal was to Start a war against the heretic forces conisting of a alliance between The Fruit and Veg Kingdoms.
His plan of attack would be toSell all of his money for more money and Use that money to buy more money and trade it for goods, while selling the goods for money. Pie Leader Billy Bob's plan was foolproof but he needed a fool to test this. He chose A walrus named Stanley. Yes Stanley the Walrus who ran the general store and whom everyone, loved. He said "Hay all yas party people's, come'n down ta Crazy Stanley discounts emporeeum, bring a freind for two for tuesday monday night special!"
When Billy Bob heard this ad for CrAZY Stanley's he new he could go to that place to enact his foolproof plan upon the public. However when he arrived...
And grabbed firmly onto Stanley's buttocks. Stanley threatened to sue for sexual harrassment, so the hand...
ulled him down into the world of...
a great time to eat kittens. A cow suddenly fell from the ceiling into stanley's weird face and...
sun sunfish.
Meanwhile Dave the Lord of The Muffins was rallying the troops of the Muffin and Pie army for the attack on the Fruit and Veg Kingdom. Dave turned to the troops and...
Meanwhile Dave the Lord of The Muffins was rallying the troops of the Muffin and Pie army for the attack on the Fruit and Veg Kingdom. Dave turned to the troops and...