One day, little Johnny was walking down the street when a cow popped out of the bushes and
raped him. The cow then said "All your base is belong to us!" Then a base falls out of the
sky and lands on Johnny's house. However, Johnny wasn't home as he was at the comic store to
point and laugh at the nerf herders. The Nerf Herders were literally herding nerfs through
the store on their way to Javaville! Where all your coffee based dreams come true! HoweverThe
giant coffee filter had broken and the streets were covered in coffee groundsand chocolate
cream pies. It was too bad because the president Was allergic to pie, so herdered Jonny (god
knows why) to eat them all up. As Jonny was eating he exploded. Meanwhile, a shot rang in the
dark.
It was Dave, Lord of the Muffin People here to support the pies in the conquest to take over
the world. The Pie leadersupport the pies in the conquest to take over the world. The Pie
leader Billy Bob went on a rampage. His ultimate goal was to Start a war against the heretic
forces conisting of a alliance between The Fruit and Veg Kingdoms.
His plan of attack would be toSell all of his money for more money and Use that money to buy
more money and trade it for goods, while selling the goods for money. Pie Leader Billy Bob's
plan was foolproof but he needed a fool to test this. He chose A walrus named Stanley. Yes
Stanley the Walrus who ran the general store and whom everyone, loved. He said "Hay all yas
party people's, come'n down ta Crazy Stanley discounts emporeeum, bring a freind for two for
tuesday monday night special!"
When Billy Bob heard this ad for CrAZY Stanley's he new he could go to that place to enact
his foolproof plan upon the public. However when he arrived Stanley The Walrus was attempting
suicide, so Billy Bob gave Stanley a cool, refreshing, delicious Crystal Pepsi. This caused
Stanley to begin pondering the inner workings of our own mind.
So, Stanely started to Sing 'Take on me' by A-Ha but as he was singing, a mysterious animated
hand came up from the floor and grabbed firmly onto Stanley's buttocks. Stanley threatened to
sue for sexual harrassment, so the hand Revealed its self to be the one and only Kubla Kahn
and promptly Pulled him down into the world of The Butterscoth pudding and Ravioli. Stanley
said "This has been a Blatant Advertising" and poor Stanley had already been sold twenty
kilos of cheescakes that were actually made of goldsun sunfish.
Meanwhile Dave the Lord of The Muffins was rallying the troops of the Muffin and Pie army for
the attack on the Fruit and Veg Kingdom. Dave turned to the troops and yelled "WE HAVE FOUND
WALDO!" and charged the Pizza's the ordered to Billy Bobs credit card. Leopold one of the
Muffin troops said "CAN YOU DIG IT?!?!" To which the others replied "YES WE CAN!" and after they said that the earth trembled and from the darkness someone popped up! It was A giant Gopher wearing an eyepatch.
Meanwhile---
Stanley had returned from the land of Butterscotch pudding and Ravioli bringing the Twenty Kilos of Goldsun fish cheesecakes. He entered his store Crazy Stanley's emporium to find Billy Bob Speaking to a man who can only get his message across through interprative dance, he seemed to be trying to say "I've been Ninja'd." This Interpretive confused stanley so much he proceeded to "freak the fuck out." Billy bob thenGrabed the man and tango'ed a responce.
MEANWHILE IN THE SAME LOCAITION.....
A sinister man with a sinister plan lurked in the produce Aisle, waiting to...
