When I was a little lad, I think I was maybe 20 months old. My father set me down on a desk that was next to an open window on the secon floor of our house. Left me there for 10 minutes, and while he was gone, I climbed out the window walked around on the roof had some fun then I went back inside and sat on the desk. My mom came in and found me with black dust on my hands, so she knew I had been on the roof. Dad got in trouble, and I officially became an awesome adventurer.
Stupid things you did as a child?
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I broke a glass then placed my arm on top of that broken glass, I still have a small scar on my arm from that.
I was climbing a metal, dome-shaped climbing frame and fell off, I have a dent in my face when I smile because of that.
I kicked a brick thinking it was a box.
I was climbing a metal, dome-shaped climbing frame and fell off, I have a dent in my face when I smile because of that.
I kicked a brick thinking it was a box.
So does that mean you're as bad a Goku?RavingPenguin said:
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Fell down a flight of stairs with a walker when I was about 2. Then again. My older and littler brothers did the same thing when they were two.
After failed attempts to get the thermometer above 37 degrees, I put it in a desk lamp and forgot about it.
It melted. I hope they didn't use mercury back then.
It melted. I hope they didn't use mercury back then.
Hmm lets see
Had a metal Ball stuck in my ear for a month
Had Q tips ends stuck in my ears for a WHOLE year before my mum found them (she pulled them out with with bare nails !)
Jumped into a frozen swimming pool
Made my own glue out of tape,paper,cd case, and a surprisiling effective fireplace
hit another kid so hard that he had a bump the size of a egg (I was so surprised how hard i punched him!)
burned a good 5 pound (while my granny was looking the otherway)
stole alot fo cookies and food (i stole food alot from a place of worship)
ate a lollipop in one gulp without teeth (it didn't stay in mind you)
beat up a cat with a broom handle (i was only 1 !)
locked a cockatoot inside the ingine of a car (for 2 days but it lived)
flushed the same cockatoot down the toliet (it just span round and around getting dizzy it lived ,, it was my dads and he was really pissed and amazed that a 2 year old could be so cruel)
jabbed a pin in my ass
through a sega console down the stairs
fell down the stairs (many times !)
had my head stuck in the pole things next to the stairs (Again Many Times !)
vomited (alot)
got lost in my own house
beated up a 6 year old when i was 3 (all in the name of justice !)
got hit by car (my shoes flew off)
oh and i flooded the house ( Yet to find out how in the hell did i do it)
yup i got way more.
Had a metal Ball stuck in my ear for a month
Had Q tips ends stuck in my ears for a WHOLE year before my mum found them (she pulled them out with with bare nails !)
Jumped into a frozen swimming pool
Made my own glue out of tape,paper,cd case, and a surprisiling effective fireplace
hit another kid so hard that he had a bump the size of a egg (I was so surprised how hard i punched him!)
burned a good 5 pound (while my granny was looking the otherway)
stole alot fo cookies and food (i stole food alot from a place of worship)
ate a lollipop in one gulp without teeth (it didn't stay in mind you)
beat up a cat with a broom handle (i was only 1 !)
locked a cockatoot inside the ingine of a car (for 2 days but it lived)
flushed the same cockatoot down the toliet (it just span round and around getting dizzy it lived ,, it was my dads and he was really pissed and amazed that a 2 year old could be so cruel)
jabbed a pin in my ass
through a sega console down the stairs
fell down the stairs (many times !)
had my head stuck in the pole things next to the stairs (Again Many Times !)
vomited (alot)
got lost in my own house
beated up a 6 year old when i was 3 (all in the name of justice !)
got hit by car (my shoes flew off)
oh and i flooded the house ( Yet to find out how in the hell did i do it)
yup i got way more.
Age 5 I shaved my tongue.
I didn't know what would happen, just picked up a BIC seen one used on my mothers legs so I understood the physics just wondered what would happen, stuck out my tongue, razored over the top, felt nothing, put it back and left the bathroom.
Not 40 seconds later, in the kitchen, someone asks me a question (bound to be do you want a drink or a sandwich or something) and I open my mouth to talk and I'm just pouring with blood. No pain, no panic (other than in my mothers face and everyone around me, but of course I knew what I'd done)
I assume I didn't taste the blood because I'D SHAVED MY TONGUE and I dunno, lost a layer of buds or something but I don't remember tasting the blood.
I didn't know what would happen, just picked up a BIC seen one used on my mothers legs so I understood the physics just wondered what would happen, stuck out my tongue, razored over the top, felt nothing, put it back and left the bathroom.
Not 40 seconds later, in the kitchen, someone asks me a question (bound to be do you want a drink or a sandwich or something) and I open my mouth to talk and I'm just pouring with blood. No pain, no panic (other than in my mothers face and everyone around me, but of course I knew what I'd done)
I assume I didn't taste the blood because I'D SHAVED MY TONGUE and I dunno, lost a layer of buds or something but I don't remember tasting the blood.
I threw a batman figurine into a lawnmower, then tried to pull him out. Back of my hand got a good shredding that day.
Prepare to be astounded and bedazzled, I am..Three d.....sorry, too much Fallout 3.
Anyway, when I was seven I think, my younger sister and I were playing follow the leader, I was walking ahead of her with a flute in my mouth, she cheated(!) and ran ahead of me, I inturn ran ahead of her, turned back to gloat, then turned my head to face where I was going, which as it turned out, was straight into a wall.
As I said I had a flute in my mouth(well a tin whistle actually, but I'm not sure if you all know what those accursed little things are so I just said flute).
Anyway, the flute(whistle) hit into the wall and rammed into my throat, gouging a large hole, I started coughing up blood and well, it wasn't nice.
We went to the hospital but there wasn't actually anything they could do, the only thing to do was wait for the wound to heal.
I was incredibly lucky, as had the flute(whistle) hit an inch further to the left, it would have been a lot worse, possibly even fatal.
So yeah, that's probably the stupidest thing I ever did as a child, but on the up-side it did teach me to watch where I'm bloody well going.
Anyway, when I was seven I think, my younger sister and I were playing follow the leader, I was walking ahead of her with a flute in my mouth, she cheated(!) and ran ahead of me, I inturn ran ahead of her, turned back to gloat, then turned my head to face where I was going, which as it turned out, was straight into a wall.
As I said I had a flute in my mouth(well a tin whistle actually, but I'm not sure if you all know what those accursed little things are so I just said flute).
Anyway, the flute(whistle) hit into the wall and rammed into my throat, gouging a large hole, I started coughing up blood and well, it wasn't nice.
We went to the hospital but there wasn't actually anything they could do, the only thing to do was wait for the wound to heal.
I was incredibly lucky, as had the flute(whistle) hit an inch further to the left, it would have been a lot worse, possibly even fatal.
So yeah, that's probably the stupidest thing I ever did as a child, but on the up-side it did teach me to watch where I'm bloody well going.
