STUPID things you did last night?...

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Vandenberg1

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Well Escapist, put it up for the world to know. Last night was awesome. Because I leave to NAVY, in Chicago at the end of the month I got challenged to jump in the pool nearly naked... I learned that freezing water sobers ya up faster then realizing the chick you were hitting on has an adams apple xo
 

Cowabungaa

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*thinks*

I send a Happy New Year text to the same number twice. My oh my how slightly tipsy I was.


Yeah, um, that's it. Even while consuming alcohol I'm a good boy.
 

Fat Hippo

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Mixing alcohol and weed = Really stupid. And the dumbest thing is: Not the first time. Hopefully the last time though. Will I ever learn?
 

Broady Brio

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I drank too much, too quickly. I somehow stopped myself drinking even more alcolulz, in order to sober up. I guess that's it, I've done incredibly stupid things already, so I hope to not repeat them. Especially on New Years.
 

Neverhoodian

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Uhhhh...I ate too many chips while watching a Marx brothers movie?

Yeah, New Year's Eve was pretty uneventful for me.
 

triggrhappy94

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Fat_Hippo said:
Mixing alcohol and weed = Really stupid. And the dumbest thing is: Not the first time. Hopefully the last time though. Will I ever learn?
That's not that bad. I've mixed weed and ambian. One hell of a night. Nazi zombies pretty much turned into an MC Esher painting with zombies. After a while I pretty much forgot what we were playing, because thought I was playing Call of Duty 2. I downed three cans of Dr. Pepper beofre I even noticed the first was empty and started eating plain tortillas.

OT:
Last night, the stupidest thing I did was nothing. It was a prety normal night for me.
 

Superbeast

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Was pouring myself a vodka and coke, with the intention of moving onto Jack Daniels and coke later on in the evening.

Ended up pouring myself a "mixer" of Vodka and Jack Daniels. Whilst sober. It's not even like coke and JD bottles look the same. Ended up with a half-pint of Vokda/JD (because no, I am not stupid enough to neck it).

Anyway, that was an interesting start to the night, more so when I was rather tipsy and decided that adding gin to the vodka, JD and coke mix was a great idea. Tasted fantastic as it happens, but then two hours disappeared mysteriously.

Other than getting somewhat more drunk that I had originally intended, and crashing a house-party up the road (some of my friends were good friends with the people living there, so it's not as bad as it sounds), it was a nice night of sitting around and chatting to people. Been there and done the whole "drink like you stole it" thing, it's not really my cup of tea any more.
 

Esotera

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Called my friend a *****, made about ten enemies in ten minutes at the pub, then decided that it'd be a good idea to go for a massive walk on Dartmoor at half 3 in the morning. Got about halfway and then went home, a whole lot muddier.

Also I forgot someone was crashing at mine so they ended up sleeping in my garden...whoops.

Never again.
 

krazykidd

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I tried to convince my mother in law to have a threesome with me and her daughter ... Didn't work .
 

Vandenberg1

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I did that last year...I had two pot brownies with GOOOOODDD stuff in them. I never really done weed products of any kind more then 8 times in my life SO that plus mixed booze made me puke alllllll night. I left my car at my house because I had a DD and some STILLLLLL FUCKING hit my car
 

Zantos

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I texted a girl telling her I'd take spending New Years with her over anything else. While she was with her boyfriend. That guy does not like me.
 

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I didn't turn my phone off or put it on vibrate before going to sleep.

I was woken up twice by text messages telling me "Happy New Year's." (One at midnight and one at 1:00AM.)

Not making that mistake again. Stupid, stupid me.
 

Rooster893

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Well, I did dance to this song like an idiot, but everybody was, so I guess it wasn't that bad.

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TehCookie

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At least you can remember it. I woke up on the bathroom floor next to a broken show curtain and I smelled like puke. The parts I can remember were fun though, and I'm glad I don't remember the others. When I woke up I was relieved to find me in the bathroom, but I didn't make it there on my own, I puked on the floor and everyone locked me the bathroom. I blame my cousin for giving me a mix drink and not telling me what was in it. I'm a lightweight and can only handle ~4-5 shots. My cousin can handle over 20, I think I had around 10 that night.
 

Colour Scientist

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I yelled at my boyfriend over something really stupid. Poor boy takes a beating when I'm drunk sometimes. Not a literal beating, obviously.
 

similar.squirrel

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Had a bottle of vermouth and listened to classic blues, which exacerbated a severe bout of depression that had been brought on by my review of 2011.
Then I slept through midnight and woke up with a headache.
 

steevee

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Drank far too much, hit on my best friends' older sister, basically ditched my mates to hang out with my best friends sister and her mates, had a really good night. Then missed work today and couldn't move without the world spinning for hours.

All in all, not sooo bad.