I am either deeply, deeply ashamed of you... or you have become my hero just for trying. To my shame, I'm just not sure which it is.krazykidd said:I tried to convince my mother in law to have a threesome with me and her daughter ... Didn't work .
I did not do this. I am dancing now. And looking at my hands. Thank you.FirstToStrike said:Well, I did dance to this song like an idiot, but everybody was, so I guess it wasn't that bad.
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Ouch! Wrong wrong wrong!!! If you have the capacity to care that much, there are others out there that can appreciate you without c blocking some other guy that doesn't deserve that! I hope to hear that you have someone to be with soon.Zantos said:I texted a girl telling her I'd take spending New Years with her over anything else. While she was with her boyfriend. That guy does not like me.
I stayed up waaaay too late just drinking and watching Star Trek stuff on Netflix (DS9 and Voyager) and promised to never drink that much again. I hope I mean it! Fun is fun, but enough is enough!Fat_Hippo said:Mixing alcohol and weed = Really stupid. And the dumbest thing is: Not the first time. Hopefully the last time though. Will I ever learn?
Made me laugh that!Cowabungaa said:*thinks*
I send a Happy New Year text to the same number twice. My oh my how slightly tipsy I was.
Yeah, um, that's it. Even while consuming alcohol I'm a good boy.
You're my hero.krazykidd said:I tried to convince my mother in law to have a threesome with me and her daughter ... Didn't work .
I pity those girls who get rejected just because there's a slight 'flaw' in their genetic makeup that gives them pronounced adam's apples. All girls have them y'know, so why do some get stigmatised just because theirs is a bit bigger than othersVandenberg1 said:Well Escapist, put it up for the world to know. Last night was awesome. Because I leave to NAVY, in Chicago at the end of the month I got challenged to jump in the pool nearly naked... I learned that freezing water sobers ya up faster then realizing the chick you were hitting on has an adams apple xo
Damn... here I was going to say I invaded Catalonia... and the Austrians weren't best pleased.Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:I accidentally set my Line Infantry in lines of 3, not 1 and a half.
I got massacared.
Reminds me of a New Year's party a couple years ago now... I, a by-in-large straight guy (clearly not, it seems), got blind drunk and made out with one of my friends while his boyfriend was no more than six feet away. Oh, the subsequent awkwardness...necromanzer52 said:I got way too fucking drunk.
I also made out with a lesbian. So that's...something.
Because people are assholes who cast others out like a leper if they don't meet their personal definition of 'normal'.Necroid_Neko said:I pity those girls who get rejected just because there's a slight 'flaw' in their genetic makeup that gives them pronounced adam's apples. All girls have them y'know, so why do some get stigmatised just because theirs is a bit bigger than othersVandenberg1 said:Well Escapist, put it up for the world to know. Last night was awesome. Because I leave to NAVY, in Chicago at the end of the month I got challenged to jump in the pool nearly naked... I learned that freezing water sobers ya up faster then realizing the chick you were hitting on has an adams apple xo![]()