I've been in some countries...
Canada: It's too freaking cold, I've only been there on summer, and I still find it colder than the devil's heart. At least you guys got warm hearts to make up for that.
United States: Onions, onions everywhere. Everytime I ordered something to eat, it came with onions in them. But hey, at least I can eat in a restaurant, listening to some decent music and talking with my folks, instead of you know, being blasted in the ear with the latest reggeaton hit, so kudos for that.
Colombia (Columbia for some of you dyslexic ones): Why in the fuck would you invent vallenato? you guys are great and all, but seriously? that's the worse genre of music in existence... actually, I don't know why I'm including this in this list of stupid things I hate about countries, this is a serious fucking gripe I have on that country.
Brazil: Would you kindly tell Lula to give back my tax money? that money was meant for protecting me from crime, give a safe job among other irrelevant things, instead of you know... being given for free to someone who won't help me at all.
Costa Rica: Nothing, I don't hate anything about them, because they got the cutest sloth ever... and her name is Buda.