Stupid Things You Want to Happen.

[V da Mighty Taco]

As the title suggests, what are some humorous things - fictional or otherwise - that you imagine would be fun or awesome to see happen. As an example, for some odd reason I want to see Rainbow Dash do an acapella version of Tupac Shakur's "Changes" (in her own voice, of course). Don't know why, but RD doing a serious rap piece like that just sounds like it would be an amazing sight to see.

Almost anything you can think up is okay so long as it's silly and isn't illegal or against Escapist rules. Also, if any mods have an issue with this thread for some reason, please let me know so I can try to either correct it or simply avoid said mistake in they future (not certain if and how the new rules affect joke threads, plus I haven't been posting much for quite some time, so my memory on forum etiquette may be rusty).

 

[Queen Michael]

One thing I always wanted to see is Barack Obama holding a press conference where he points at a journalist to indicate that he wants to hear her question, and when she's halfway through asking it he suddenly starts singing "Mambo no. 5" by Lou Bega. And when he's finally done singing, he lets someone else ask a question, and when half that question is asked he interrupts it with another song again.

 

[FalloutJack]

I don't care where or why or for what reason, but whenever a heated dabate seems to be without end, someone calls out "Physical Challenge!" and the two sides have to do some silly stunt to prove their point instead.

Around here, that could be hilarious.

 

[twistedmic]

I would love to see a Quentin Tarantino movie (particularly 'Pulp Fiction' or 'Django Unchained') redone with 'Sesame Street' characters.
For some weird reason I think it would be both hilarious and awesome to see Elmo as Jimmy from 'Pulp Fiction' or Django from 'Django Unchained'

 

[FPLOON]

I would want to eat my own words by having a live-action Marvel vs. DC movie... It can even have the "seriousness" from DC and the "suspension of disbelief" from Marvel...

Also, I would want a live-action Kingdom Hearts movie with Dekota Fanning as Larxene... This one, in particular, I would always want to happen without changing my mind in the slightest...

 

[lacktheknack]

Some days, I just want a humongous turtle to plunge from space onto Pittsburgh.

To this day, I don't know why. But I want it anyways.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I want to see Warner Bros, at their next DC Comics based press conference or whatever, reveal that they're not actually making the two Batman flicks they announced...those were just pranks with junk footage. I want them to actually be working on a Blue & Gold movie and, a Lobo: Portrait of a Bastich movie. I also want them to announce that Superman 2 will be happening and Batman vs Superman has officially been renamed Trinity.

I want to see a sock-puppet porn

I want to see a muppet porn

I want to see a pornographic musical

I want to want a Klondike Bar enough to do something stupid for one

I WANT LUNAR COLONIZATION DAMMIT!!

I WANT MARTIAN COLONIZATION DAMMIT!!!

Cities orbiting the planet would be cool to see too...or failing that, airships. I want to see Airship traffic.

 

[TristanBelmont]

I would love to see a Quentin Tarantino movie (particularly 'Pulp Fiction' or 'Django Unchained') redone with 'Sesame Street' characters.
For some weird reason I think it would be both hilarious and awesome to see Elmo as Jimmy from 'Pulp Fiction' or Django from 'Django Unchained'

I think this would be the single greatest piece of fiction ever made. But I want the Muppets on it or bust.

 

[God's Clown]

Star Wars Episode 1 when the Darth Maul fight starts and that door opens. I want it to be serious for a bit then randomly Jump Around by House of Pain comes on and Darth Maul, Obiwon and Liam Neeson as a Jedi have a dance off.

 

[debtcollector]

I want to see Mario characters reimagined as Nolan-verse Batman characters. Luigi is Batman. Shy Guy is Scarecrow. Boo is Two-Face. Waluigi is Catwoman. Blooper is Penguin. Toadsworth is Alfred. I don't know who is the Joker.

Mostly, I just want to see a guy in a dirty red cloak and a gas mask shove a sawed-off shotgun into a guy's face and say in a distorted, crazy voice: "Don't be shy!" I want this so hard.

 

[GonzoGamer]

90% of the things George Carlin mentions in this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0F1Qjn0Ac
Margret Thatcher strapping on a dildo; I can skip that.
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The late Sir Alek Guinness in a competitive eating competition.

I would love to see a Quentin Tarantino movie (particularly 'Pulp Fiction' or 'Django Unchained') redone with 'Sesame Street' characters.
For some weird reason I think it would be both hilarious and awesome to see Elmo as Jimmy from 'Pulp Fiction' or Django from 'Django Unchained'

Just before GTAV came out I had a dream I was playing it but one of the protagonists was Cookie Monster.
I have to say, the character of Trevor was pretty close but he didn't eat 'foos' whole.
Now I really want GTA with sesame st characters.

 

[Unsilenced]

90% of the things George Carlin mentions in this clip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X0F1Qjn0Ac
Margret Thatcher strapping on a dildo; I can skip that.
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The late Sir Alek Guinness in a competitive eating competition.

I would love to see a Quentin Tarantino movie (particularly 'Pulp Fiction' or 'Django Unchained') redone with 'Sesame Street' characters.
For some weird reason I think it would be both hilarious and awesome to see Elmo as Jimmy from 'Pulp Fiction' or Django from 'Django Unchained'

Just before GTAV came out I had a dream I was playing it but one of the protagonists was Cookie Monster.
I have to say, the character of Trevor was pretty close but he didn't eat 'foos' whole.
Now I really want GTA with sesame st characters.

I'd bet there's a mod for that, and if there isn't than humanity as a whole has failed.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I want to see a sock-puppet porn

I want to see a muppet porn

I want to see a pornographic musical

Boy, do I have a treat for you.

http://thecinemasnob.com/2011/04/05/alice-in-wonderland-an-x-rated-musical-fantasy.aspx
http://thecinemasnob.com/2013/12/03/let-my-puppets-come.aspx

Greatly appreciated! Alice is new to me buuuuuut I've already watched The Cinema Snob's review of Let My Puppets Come...heh...singing vagina...

 

[Random Argument Man]

I'm stuck in a class of microeconomics with a lot of first years. They talk a lot while the teacher is teaching. Half of them are on Facebook or their phones. I have small Mac remote from my old computer and it still works with the newer macs when it comes to raising the volume or forwarding a powerpoint.

I'm just waiting for a kid to watch a video on Youtube (when he pressed mute) and wonder how the hell the volume popped out of nowhere.

It's stupid because it is evil. I think that I'm starting to be an old man at 24?which is weird?

Also, I want the next Superman movie to blow us away with its quality?It's stupid because I don't believe Zack Snyder can pull it off.

 

[username sucks]

I've said it before and I will say it again. Once Science has advanced far enough, we need to find a spare planet with conditions similar to Earth or just terraform the planet that way and populate it with genetically engineered dragons, trolls, and other assorted fantasy creatures.

After that, we introduce humans that have been placed there since birth/cloning (and thus do not know that they are an expiriment), and make several "gods" of multiple moral allignments in the form of AI, and just see where it goes from there.

This idea is stupid, albeit awesome, because even if humanity gets advanced enough to do that, it would be a gigantic waste of resources and would probably get people mad about ethics.

I also want to mention that this is my theory on the Elder Scrolls games. The gods and daedra are all AIs and the whole thing is an expiriment. Magic also comes from some kind of GM thing or other science.

 

[IamLEAM1983]

I want to see EA discover the True Meaning of Christmas and to suddenly start developing games out of sheer, unadulterated passion. I want a public apology for Dungeon Keeper Mobile.

Yeah. That, world peace and quantum mechanics-supported flying cities would be nice.

 

[General Winter]

The 2016 American election will be decided by a series of high stakes strip poker games.

It would be stupid because no one wants to see 60 year old men strip.

 

[V da Mighty Taco]

I want to see Mario characters reimagined as Nolan-verse Batman characters. Luigi is Batman. Shy Guy is Scarecrow. Boo is Two-Face. Waluigi is Catwoman. Blooper is Penguin. Toadsworth is Alfred. I don't know who is the Joker.

Mostly, I just want to see a guy in a dirty red cloak and a gas mask shove a sawed-off shotgun into a guy's face and say in a distorted, crazy voice: "Don't be shy!" I want this so hard.

I'd imagine that Waluigi would make a good Joker instead, considering that he already looks the part. Maybe have Yoshi as Catwoman instead, which would put a whole new context into Mario riding Yoshi.

 

[teebeeohh]

i want a guy with a giant rubber hammer to be present in every parliament and he just randomly hits whoever is talking.