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ThatLankyBastard

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Tell me something you've done that was stupid, and I mean really stupid, but you'd do it again if you had a chance...

I used red food coloring as fake blood when I dressed up like a zombie for an English project!

...on my face...
 

Haydyn

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Tried to jump through a window
Broke a sliding glass door with a hammer
Threw a chair across the room in high school
 

Reep

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ThatLankyBastard said:
Tell me something you've done that was stupid, and I mean really stupid, but you'd do it again if you had a chance...

I used red food coloring as fake blood when I dressed up like a zombie for an English project!

...on my face...
Whats wrong with that? Does it burn or stain or something?

My stupid thing is jump of my mates ute while we were doing about 50-60ks an hour on the beach. My head slammed into the sand so hard as my feet disappeared beneath me. I got massive whiplash and i had to drive home for 2 hours while my passengers checked my blind spots for me.

So worth it.
 

Palademon

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Let's see.
As a child I had ran into several doors, licked sand off my hands, tasted soap, and even eaten an entire sponge.

I could go for a sponge right about now...
 

Hookman

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I ate sand when I was quite young. I still don't see any problem with it, I like the texture.
 

runedeadthA

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Palademon said:
Let's see.
As a child I had ran into several doors, licked sand off my hands, tasted soap, and even eaten and entire sponge.

I could go for a sponge right about now...
Soaps not bad once you get used to it, however it sure is no salty delicious Playdough.

As for me, well I'm sure we could spend all day going over the stupid things I regret, but the stupid things that are awesome are a bit better.

Hmmm Once in primary school me and my friends spread a rumor that a popular guy was going to kiss a girl in the gully behind the school, of course said guy knew nothing about this. We managed to get about 50 people to show up expecting some serious action, and the guy wandering along to see what the commotion is. He sees 50 people yelling at him etc. He runs, and so hes being chased through the school by a large crowd of people. As they ran Other people saw them and join in, because Hey, they're kids and it looks interesting. So in the end the poor bloke musta had about 150+ people Chasing him through the school for no reason he could fathom, while me and my friend were busy pissing ourselves laughing at our success.
Stupid or win or stupid win 'twas awesome.

Oh and I once punched a window. Don't do it.
 

EHKOS

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Well one time I got suspended for kicking a row of desks into a bully's nuts. Three desks down, they were close enough together that the momentum passed from one to the other. But I'd do it again because it was funny and he deserved it.
 

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When I was 17, I got extremely drunk at a friend's place playing poker, lost about $50, went out the wrong set of stairs of his block of units, walked through a knee-high fence to the edge of an 8-foot drop into an open sewer drain, wobbled a bit back and forth and jumped in. So that I wouldn't fall.

Well, I stood in the middle of it in ankle-deep fast flowing sewage and drunk-texted an ex that her tits were shit. I then crossed to the other side and on the 3rd attempt managed to scramble up the other side, walk to the main road, somehow operate an ATM, manage to withdraw $20 on the first try, walk to a kebab shop, get a mixed kebab with the works and chilli/garlic sauce, and walked home.

To this day they haven't fixed the fence, and I have no idea how the fuck I got outta that fucking canal.
 

ThatLankyBastard

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Reep said:
ThatLankyBastard said:
I used red food coloring as fake blood when I dressed up like a zombie for an English project!

...on my face...
Whats wrong with that? Does it burn or stain or something?
Well, that was 4 days ago and the left side of my face is still a brightish pink, and parts of it I've rubbed raw with a facecloth...

And I think I have a slight allergy to food coloring, because it did burn when I put it on...

I'd still do it again though...
 

ThatLankyBastard

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runedeadthA said:
Soaps not bad once you get used to it, however it sure is no salty delicious Playdough.
Oh god, I forgot all about Playdough...

... If your not supposed to eat it then why did they make it so damned delicious!!!
 

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I was in a mostly abandoned industrial site practicing parkour with a friend of mine. It was dark out and we assumed that no one would see us, or if they did, no one would really care. Turns out there was a pregnant woman working late in the office building accross the street who somehow heard us and called the cops. The entire police force came (cops in my county have nothing to do), saw us in our parkour getup (mostly black clothes), undoubtably thought we were burglars (come to steal god knows what, shingles from the roof of an abandoned building?) and promptly arrested us.

I, along with my friend, had do 50 hours community service and serve 6 months attending a "juvenile rehabilitation program". We were 15 years old. Besides us, the program consisted of: two drug dealers, a teen prostitute, an autistic 12 year-old kid who had threatened to kill several of his schoolmates, and some random guy from my school who I recognized but who made an obvious effort to ignore the fact that he knew me. Needless to say, my friend and I felt decidedly out of place in the group.

This was only hightened by the climactic conclusion of the program. We took a field trip to the San Quentin California State Prison were we got to meet a few inmates (including some death row inmates, I kid you not). We all were assigned a "buddy", every one of them convicted of murder, manslaughter, or aggravated assault, etc.. Mine was a charming 6'6" or so 240 lbs beefcake black man who was convicted of some form of murder. This was, in fact, his second murder: He had previously killed a man in a robbery and the day he was let out of prison for that crime he then killed another man for looking at his girl or some equally clichéd testoste-rage. I remember most of this becuse, quite simply, this event was far too traumatic to forget. I mean, seriously?

The giant murder-hulk and I talked for a little bit. Mostly this consisted of him telling me his life story and me trying not to shit my pants. After saying how beneficial the program I was in and how- if he had the same opportunity- it would have helped him to avoid a later life of crime, he asked me what I did that got me put in the program to begin with. When I told him, he couldn't believe me. He asked me if I was absolutely sure that I wasn't trying to steal something or if I was lying to him. When he finally accepted that what I told him was true, we just sat there in awkward silence. Then we talked about the food at the prison cafeteria (we had just had lunch). I never figured ou how he could stay so buff when all they had for lunch was a flimsly balogna sandwich, an apple, and a cookie... that still haunts me to this day.

TL;DR: Basically the plot of mirror's edge except the fascist police caught me. I was doing parkour on unused, abandoned property. The entire county police department came and I was arrested so it didn't look like they sent the whole force out for nothing. I didn't resist arrest or run away (although I should have).

Can you even call it tresspassing if the site's been abandoned for years?

Would I do it again? The parkour, yes. The arrest and subsequent sentence, not if I could help it.
 

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Imbibing Morning Glory seeds for the delicious, delicious LSA ensconced within. It slipped my mind that most commercial seeds are coated in chemicals to prevent spoilage, so I experienced an intensely bad trip followed by vomiting. Wikipedia tells me that I could have permanently damaged my liver, so I think I got reasonably lucky.

This is why hallucinogens need to be legalised and heavily regulated.
 

Benny Blanco

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To save myself the effort of retyping:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.263980.10000715