Stupidest ad slogan you ever heard?

[Anarchemitis]

The commercial that has annoyed me the most has been the advertising of the Snuggie blanket with sleeves.

The blanket with sleeves for the blanket-impared.

Incorrect.

The blanket with sleeves for those with wheelchairs.

Correct.

 

[Neverhoodian]

Given how Sony's just announced a new handheld, I thought this would be appropriate:

Of course there's the absolutely hilarious parody of it as well (warning, strong language):

 

[TheTaco007]

"What can Brown do for you?"
Seriously, UPS? You couldn't come up with ANYTHING better than that?

Also "The Fit is go"
For a car called "The Fit"

You have a car called "The Fit" and that's all you can come up with? Jeez...

 

[mjc0961]

It's a stupid ad slogan when you constantly remove features from the device. The slim consoles never actually had Install Other OS in the first place, so it was still a removed feature for the Slim when they started running this ad campaign for it. And of course, they still haven't put PS2 backwards compatibility back in yet (and they probably won't now that they know they can milk people on PS2 collection discs instead).

But yeah. Again, I don't think you should go around saying that your device does everything when you seem to remove a feature every year or two from it.

 

[shreedder]

The slim jim comecial advertising a monster meat stick.


and the title of the thread dumbiest not stupiedst.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

Given how Sony's just announced a new handheld, I thought this would be appropriate:

Of course there's the absolutely hilarious parody of it as well (warning, strong language):

PSP. It's nearly as fun as murdering a co-worker.

 

[Link_to_Future]

The slogan for Diapers.com:

We deliver everything but the baby!

>.<

*facedesk*

 

[Alizee Serenity]

A radio commercial about an Online Cigar Store.

"[something about cigars.com] we've been the best online cigar suppliers since !!!1939!!! Just read [So and so] magazine!"

Note: I wasnt really paying attention to this commercial until I heard that part. -_- seriously

 

[Comrade Mateo]

Gyne-Lotrimin Vaginal Creame!

When you got something fungal, deep down in your lady jungle!

SNL, you are very, very, very, mature.

 

[kuyo]

 

[Romblen]

This was on a local ad that showed a man speaking into a megaphone, it said, "NOW HERE THIS!"