Stupidest Bank Robber in World History
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dang. damnit. open. damnit. OPEN. DAMN. YOU. OPEN. YOU. MOTHER. FUCKING. GOD. DAMN. WHAT. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. HELL. OPEN. GODAMMNIT. OPEN. OPEN. OPEN. SMASH. OPEN. OPEN. OPEN. OPEN. I WILL KILL YOU GLASS. WHY. WON'T. YOU. MOTHER. FUCKING. OP- oh hey. time to go get some money and squeeze ou- oh shit cops.Buchholz101 said:
^ robber's thoughts.
that was very silly.
Reminded me of Grand Theft Auto for some reason. Especially when the dude is just standing there like an idiot with one leg in the hole and cops pointing guns at him.
Anyone know how this got resolved? He couldn't have gotten away, could he?
Anyone know how this got resolved? He couldn't have gotten away, could he?
There comes a time in every man who decides to rob a bank's life where he really should think "fuck this, I don't need money that badly". This guy missed that time and kept hammering for a couple more minutes.
That. Was. The. Most. Epic. Win. I've. Ever. Seen. Ever.
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not encouraging people to start robbing banks or committing crimes or some such rubbish.
Its the fact that this crazy little bastard kept at the glass with such dedication and persistence. I had to try so very fucking hard to myself from busting out laughing my ass off and waking up everyone in the house. Its currently 11:34 PM as I type this.
Its not even the cops showing up and (hopefully) apprehending this guy, its just the fact that he had that one plan and stuck to it. The beauty of it, and what nearly caused me to lose it, was the fact that the cops started smashing at the window as well. In my mind, I said to myself "We're gonna finish what you started!"
Oh lord help me, its just to fucking funny for words!
In short, this makes me lulz! Thank you Buchholz101
Now don't get me wrong, I'm not encouraging people to start robbing banks or committing crimes or some such rubbish.
Its the fact that this crazy little bastard kept at the glass with such dedication and persistence. I had to try so very fucking hard to myself from busting out laughing my ass off and waking up everyone in the house. Its currently 11:34 PM as I type this.
Its not even the cops showing up and (hopefully) apprehending this guy, its just the fact that he had that one plan and stuck to it. The beauty of it, and what nearly caused me to lose it, was the fact that the cops started smashing at the window as well. In my mind, I said to myself "We're gonna finish what you started!"
Oh lord help me, its just to fucking funny for words!
In short, this makes me lulz! Thank you Buchholz101
Holyshit! Did that guy just try to fit his body through that pathetic hole he made in the plexiglass/armored glass? A little over halfway through the video, it looks like someone goes to walk in, and then immediately turns around! Wow, he got through the hole now. Take your time why dontcha? Bought time the police got there, but then again, that might've been a quick response seeing as I know jackshit about logistics in general. Wow, I needed a good laugh before bed, thanks.
Haha! I find it especially funny how he didn't really react to anyone until the very end where he said to himself, "I may have to start improvising now."TwoSidesOneCoin said:
He literally showed no semblance of emotion. He'd probably make an awesome actor. ... Not so much a bank robber, though.
No the dumbest bank robber is the guy who decided to rob a bank and when the teller asked for an ID, the robber gave him one. Still, this one is pretty funny, although I'm not sure how he got away from the cops. Come on guys, he's not that clever.
police response time was about 4 minutes... that was a lot faster than I thought..
I thought he was banging on the window for about 10 minutes
I thought he was banging on the window for about 10 minutes
You'd think after he thumped on the window for a few minutes after the tellers had left the bank with all the money he might have realized it was a bad idea.
And why didn't he use the conveniently placed door in the back instead of shuffling through a 2-foot wide hole in glass after he'd got the money? Suppose he wanted to finish the job the right way.
And why didn't he use the conveniently placed door in the back instead of shuffling through a 2-foot wide hole in glass after he'd got the money? Suppose he wanted to finish the job the right way.
....He really just did NOT know when to quit. I watched this video and though "Why doesn't that dumbass just use the stool, he can put more force behind it." Luckily, the cop thought of it, then decided to just forget breaking the glass altogether. Much like that guy should have.
Wow, that was impressive. I wonder what his thought process was once he got through the glass.
"Jesus, if the windows are that tough I think I'll give the vault a miss, I'll just loot these desks for now. Alrighty, time to go, I'm just gonn.. OHSHIT COPS."
"Jesus, if the windows are that tough I think I'll give the vault a miss, I'll just loot these desks for now. Alrighty, time to go, I'm just gonn.. OHSHIT COPS."
