Stupidest Bank Robber in World History

[chaos order]

i love how around the 3:44 mark a guy walks in and sees whats happening and then calmly leaves

 

[mitchell271]

All I could think at this moment was "Here's Johnney!" except without actually getting anywhere.
And if I was working there, I would have just laid back it my chair and laughed at him.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Are you serious? And I love how he puts on the mask AFTER he enters the bank.

I take him and raise you this guy:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_gun_shop_shootout.htm

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

could be worse, there was this guy in Canada, who robbed a bank, when the teller told him that she only had 200 dollars, he said that was fine. She then proceeded to tell him that because he wasnt a member of the bank, he would have a 25 dollar surcharge and that he would have to sign the withdrawl slip. WHICH HE DID. took em 25 minutes to find this idiot and arrest him.

 

[EclipseoftheDarkSun]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcexif3ary1qaseffo1_400.jpg

Nuff said

 

[The Wykydtron]

Lol at the guy in the background who gets halfway through the door, see a guy hammering the glass and just goes "oh fuck this" and leaves

Seriously i have never seen such a nonchalant bank robber, that's gotta count for something right? Does style count towards less jail time in China?

 

[Issurru]

Awesome, thank all of you for making my night. I wish I wasn't so tired and could find a link to one video I watched on America's Dumbest Criminals where I think a guy tried to rob a bank or something (could be really wrong about that part). But the kicker to it all was that the cops chased after him (obviously) and when he was caught a little while later he asked how they managed to see him (it was pitch black pretty much) They then told him that he had those sneakers that light up whenever you take a step. I almost cried at how stupid the man was

 

[Jake0fTrades]

All I could think at this moment was "Here's Johnney!" except without actually getting anywhere.
And if I was working there, I would have just laid back it my chair and laughed at him.

I think I'd have mooned him.

 

[mjc0961]

Wow. I have only one thing to say to that bank robber.

Spoiler

 

[manic_depressive13]

Everyone in that video was pretty pants. The tellers for freaking out long after it was obvious he wouldn't be getting through for a while. The robber, for obvious reasons. When he squeezed through the glass it looked like he was giving birth to himself. Even the cops, who just pointed their gun at him for a good while before yanking on his leg. My god that was awkward.

 

[prefectimo]

Again, I say...anyone thinking China will take over the U.S. is crazy.

To add more humour to the thread....

China has a couple of clips showing incredibly stupid criminals.....

America had a whole show devoted to Americas dumbest criminals.....

And now, the punchline: It took the cops longer to get there, and he got out of the building and may've escaped.

lol, that is funny to think that a bank has an open back door and that not only did he go out that way but the workers didn't go out that way.
That made me chuckle.