Stupidest game ideas ever...

[gnaw]

also, a female character who uses "dance" moves to kill enemies

I dunno... I thought Space Channel 5 was awesome.

 

[Sacman]

sports games because y play a videogame of other people playing sports when u could just get off ur lazy ass make some actual friends and play football or soccer or baseball.

 

[gnaw]

Realism in games is about the worst idea I can think of.
I want my games to be more fun, and RL is not fun!

 

[the monopoly guy]

game tycoon...oh wait

a sequel to GRAW and RSV...oh wait

sim auschwitz...oh wait

barbie horse adventures...oh wait

ok so I have nothing original but..oh wait! gran turismo 5 traffic jam racer

 

[Felidae]

I vote Barbie Goes Shopping (seriously, I remember that and want to locate and stab the person who had me play it).

 

[x434343]

Sim Great Purge.

Sim Japanese Internment Camp.

Sim Saddam Hussein's Reign.

 

[Dalisclock]

JFK Reloaded.
Maybe it's because I'm American. I mean, I had no problem playing as the Chinese in Battlefield 2 or sniping people in Hitman, but this game made say "the fuck?" out loud when I heard about it.

I'm American and found it disturbingly facinating, particulary when you realize just how fricken hard it is to replicate the original 3 shots. Then again, I have a really dark sense of humor(I think the 4th crusade was morbidly amusing)

 

[Leorex]

Sim Great Purge.

Sim Japanese Internment Camp.

Sim Saddam Hussein's Reign.

expanding on the sim games.

sim ant, this was in will writes less confident days.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

You are a little green man and you have an enormous ball that you roll around picking up things that are smaller then you in a world where everything is friggn' huge until you eventually get bigger and roll up bigger stuff and then the time limit runs out and a guy with tight pants, a starry cape and a rainbow colored head that looks like a beat-box tells you you didn't do a good job.

Also, a snake in a pin that eats little blocks it finds on the ground while growing until it fills the entire screen.

ALSO, your a little Italian guy who must climb ladders and ramps to save a princess who was kidnapped by a monkey who throws barrels at you.

Just cause it's stupid doesn't mean it isn't fun.

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Deadliest Catch...

 

[exocel]

bmx xxx.

 

[Copter400]

Desperate Housewives.

Desperate Housewives.

Desperate. Fucking. Housewives...

 

[flyingh1ppo]

Vampire rain, a game about beating armies of vampires by eluding them

 

[flyingh1ppo]

Oswald had a scope and the motercade wasn't going very fast. 100 yards is well under the maximum range for the carcano rifle that oswald used and, assuming the scope was sighted in, that shot should have been easy.

 

[Myself0101]

sports games because y play a videogame of other people playing sports when u could just get off ur lazy ass make some actual friends and play football or soccer or baseball.

thank you thank you thank you!!!

the worst is when people who play the sports start playing them, why bother???

 

[Myself0101]

World of WArcraft

just 'cos it's popular doesn't mean it isn't fantastically stupid

what about.....Hitler:Bunker Life it ends when you kill yourself with your world collapsing around you

 

[poleboy]

Sim Crackwhore

 

[zen5887]

Any game about kids playing a card game. This could be done successfully if it was, say, a PC game... Like Solitaire. But to watch a game taken after a cartoon about kids sitting around playing cards is really anti-social and wrong in my opinion. Why on earth do that when you could, for far less money, buy actual cards of the same game from your local store and meet actual people to play against. The point of battle cards is to meet and have fun with friends, playing a single-player game where you battle imaginary people completely rips that point away.

You CAN do both you know...

 

[Quaidis]

Any game about kids playing a card game. This could be done successfully if it was, say, a PC game... Like Solitaire. But to watch a game taken after a cartoon about kids sitting around playing cards is really anti-social and wrong in my opinion. Why on earth do that when you could, for far less money, buy actual cards of the same game from your local store and meet actual people to play against. The point of battle cards is to meet and have fun with friends, playing a single-player game where you battle imaginary people completely rips that point away.

You CAN do both you know...

Lies, Lies! I refuse to accept it.