Playing LoL when a rammus refuses to tank a tower, it was late game there were three of us behind him and the other team was dead after this he proceeded to call me a noob (was playing as teemo) for not tanking it because I had more survivabilty than he did and I would of been fine because I have lifesteal.
Stupidest Online Teammates
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Bad Company2-95%of snipers/95%of people who take control of a tank/chopper
Halo 3/Reach-The people who teamkill you for the sniper and decide to charge the enemy with it so they can have two snipers.
Gears Of War 1/2-The guy who always camps grenades/guy trying to blindfire with the longshot
Call Of Duty 4/mw2/Blops-Nearly everybody in objective modes
Team Fortress 2-95% of spys/snipers/medics
Nhl 11-The fowards who try to get past the entire opposing team/dont pass to the Dmen/the Dmen who think they are fowards and try to get past the entire opposing team
Rage!
Halo 3/Reach-The people who teamkill you for the sniper and decide to charge the enemy with it so they can have two snipers.
Gears Of War 1/2-The guy who always camps grenades/guy trying to blindfire with the longshot
Call Of Duty 4/mw2/Blops-Nearly everybody in objective modes
Team Fortress 2-95% of spys/snipers/medics
Nhl 11-The fowards who try to get past the entire opposing team/dont pass to the Dmen/the Dmen who think they are fowards and try to get past the entire opposing team
Rage!
I'd expand this to 95% of recons who snipe instead of recon, 95% of engineers who spam Carl Gustav instead of fixing and blowing up vehicles, 95% of assaults who spam grenades and grenade launchers instead of assaulting, and 95% of medics who stay on the LMG and never rez or throw down health packs. I think Bad Company 2 lends itself pretty well to making people rage at their team because there's so many ways to play a class wrong.StrappingYoungLad said:
Mostly Team Fortress 2. Teams that have too many Spies or Snipers. Spies that don't cloak or disguise. Spies that disguise then run from our base to theirs uncloaked. And worst of all: IDLERS! I always have too many idlers dragging my team down. Why do they join when they don't even plan on playing?
I was playing Gears of War with my cousin once on a map that has a turret on high, overseeing most of the map. Some guy on my team, I swear he must have been high; he kept talking about how that gun isn't usually in there, so it must be a glitch or something. Yes, he thought some glitch in the game literally inserted a turret in a high position. So he got on it and proceeded to kill tons of enemies on what he kept referring to as the "glitch gun." My cousin and I call it the Glitch Gun to this day.
I was playing Bad Company 2 once and some random Engineer had -300 kills from blowing up friendly tanks. The worst thing is that I was in the tanks he blew up.
I'll share a dumb teammate moment, just because it happened to me earlier today.
The game is Left 4 Dead 2. I get pinned by a Charger (I think I was Coach). The person playing Rochelle arrives to rescue me. Instead, he simply throws a bile bomb at the Charger... Then runs off. I don't normally yell at people through my TV but this was infuriating.
I love the L4D series. But stupid (not inexperienced, STUPID) teammates on that game manages to get me mad every time.
The game is Left 4 Dead 2. I get pinned by a Charger (I think I was Coach). The person playing Rochelle arrives to rescue me. Instead, he simply throws a bile bomb at the Charger... Then runs off. I don't normally yell at people through my TV but this was infuriating.
I love the L4D series. But stupid (not inexperienced, STUPID) teammates on that game manages to get me mad every time.
TF2's come up a bit, hasn't it?
Mine would be moments when the entire team has switched to Snipers on 2Fort. Worse still, everyone picks Engineer and then doesn't build anything.
There's also moments where I've faced off against an entire team of Demoknights, and a game where our team of 10 or so had about 6 Scouts in it and no Medics.
I have been guilty of overhealing Heavies and ignoring teammates, although that's generally when the teammates are Scouts and aren't near me long enough for the healing to take effect.
Mine would be moments when the entire team has switched to Snipers on 2Fort. Worse still, everyone picks Engineer and then doesn't build anything.
There's also moments where I've faced off against an entire team of Demoknights, and a game where our team of 10 or so had about 6 Scouts in it and no Medics.
I have been guilty of overhealing Heavies and ignoring teammates, although that's generally when the teammates are Scouts and aren't near me long enough for the healing to take effect.
Ummm WoW
Anyone ever done a pick up group, or a random battlefield....
You've got a fairly good chance of picking up 1 of the following
1) The 'leet' he knows everything, he is perfect, and you are all n00bs and it's your fault we all fail - as he's played since closed beta - despite the fact he is an idiot and messes up allt he time it's your fault
2) The n00b - understanding that I can distinguish a newb from a n00b, I get a lot of n00bs. I still think there is a trade in level 85 toons becuase if you can get that far and suck that bad you've either been trying and failing a [blot[/b] or you brought the account last night on ebay.
3) The speedsters - Often leet, or sometimes just over geared, you must run this dungeon at a breakneck pace, doesn't matter if the healer needs mana or we've just finished a boss fight and people need 10 secs to heal/recharge whatever - he's pulling the next group
4) The CTA tank, since Bliztards started rewarding tanks with extra goodies you have people who are trying to tank....but can not. I don't mean minor under gear or not A1 perfect rotations. I mean either DPS speced or PvP DPS specced warriors showing up and the health dropping like a stone on trash.
5) The newb - not the end of the world if there is 1, and he is trying but sometimes you get one who's just stepping up to heroics too soon, and the group is not good enough to carry them...while the least annoying and if I can I'll help train and carry a newb sometimes they can be a lead weight around your neck....some people are just not ready, a minor one is fine a major newb can be border line n00b.
....and battlegrounds where no one listens, no one does anything 'cept try to solo hero everything.
So yeh classic examples - the Mage who can not run away from the burning things on 2nd boss in grim batol, but instead runs them to the tank TWICE.....1st wipe we told him what to do 2nd we /facepalmed - the 2 people who refuse to fight at the flags and string our defenses out and loose everyone points becuase they and I quote 'can handle it you n00bs quit whining we're farming honor'
And the great tank in mostly crafted (lowest end) PvP gear no enchants no nothing - zoned in charged trash mob, and despite our healers best efforts dies - blames the healer tries to kick the healer and refuses to leave....
Wow - I'd happily say around 50% idiots in PuGs is a fair assessment
Anyone ever done a pick up group, or a random battlefield....
You've got a fairly good chance of picking up 1 of the following
1) The 'leet' he knows everything, he is perfect, and you are all n00bs and it's your fault we all fail - as he's played since closed beta - despite the fact he is an idiot and messes up allt he time it's your fault
2) The n00b - understanding that I can distinguish a newb from a n00b, I get a lot of n00bs. I still think there is a trade in level 85 toons becuase if you can get that far and suck that bad you've either been trying and failing a [blot[/b] or you brought the account last night on ebay.
3) The speedsters - Often leet, or sometimes just over geared, you must run this dungeon at a breakneck pace, doesn't matter if the healer needs mana or we've just finished a boss fight and people need 10 secs to heal/recharge whatever - he's pulling the next group
4) The CTA tank, since Bliztards started rewarding tanks with extra goodies you have people who are trying to tank....but can not. I don't mean minor under gear or not A1 perfect rotations. I mean either DPS speced or PvP DPS specced warriors showing up and the health dropping like a stone on trash.
5) The newb - not the end of the world if there is 1, and he is trying but sometimes you get one who's just stepping up to heroics too soon, and the group is not good enough to carry them...while the least annoying and if I can I'll help train and carry a newb sometimes they can be a lead weight around your neck....some people are just not ready, a minor one is fine a major newb can be border line n00b.
....and battlegrounds where no one listens, no one does anything 'cept try to solo hero everything.
So yeh classic examples - the Mage who can not run away from the burning things on 2nd boss in grim batol, but instead runs them to the tank TWICE.....1st wipe we told him what to do 2nd we /facepalmed - the 2 people who refuse to fight at the flags and string our defenses out and loose everyone points becuase they and I quote 'can handle it you n00bs quit whining we're farming honor'
And the great tank in mostly crafted (lowest end) PvP gear no enchants no nothing - zoned in charged trash mob, and despite our healers best efforts dies - blames the healer tries to kick the healer and refuses to leave....
Wow - I'd happily say around 50% idiots in PuGs is a fair assessment
I really hope I'm not the only one who has had "The annoying ten-year-old who hates his parents" on his/her team. For me it was once the ONLY medic on blue team. And he set his mic to voice activated. Right until I quit server so I didn't have to listen to him he was complaining about not being on red team, whining at his dad, and yelling at his mom. I wished I was a server Admin so I could hit him with the all might BAN HAMMER!
Oh, this only happened once in BFBC2, but i joined a game and the whole entire team other than me were snipers.
Seriously.
They continued to call me a noob for not playing the 'proper class' as well.
So i decided to annoy the shit out of them.
Although many people in TF2 are quite stupid, or at least amusing as i play as a spy and pretend to be an enemy spy on my own team, making them waste copious amounts of ammo.
Seriously.
They continued to call me a noob for not playing the 'proper class' as well.
So i decided to annoy the shit out of them.
Although many people in TF2 are quite stupid, or at least amusing as i play as a spy and pretend to be an enemy spy on my own team, making them waste copious amounts of ammo.
RDR Co Op Mission The River: guy stands on other end of boat throwing Fire bottles at us and we fall off the boat and die. BUT we can't kick him because he is friends with 1 of the guys and won't kick him.
Uncharted 3: Were Playing Siege [you defend a territory and Only get points killing in said Territory] my 3 Teammates were all running around the map killing NPC's they weren't in the area and theres a BIG sign saying
'MUST BE IN TERRITORY TO GET POINTS' with a Big Arrow pointing at Territory.
We Lose they call me a noob i get Hate mail then gone.
Killzone 3: 1 guy keeps running to a turret i sit there and snipe him in the head 9 times in a row he just kept running to the turret.
Uncharted 3: Were Playing Siege [you defend a territory and Only get points killing in said Territory] my 3 Teammates were all running around the map killing NPC's they weren't in the area and theres a BIG sign saying
'MUST BE IN TERRITORY TO GET POINTS' with a Big Arrow pointing at Territory.
We Lose they call me a noob i get Hate mail then gone.
Killzone 3: 1 guy keeps running to a turret i sit there and snipe him in the head 9 times in a row he just kept running to the turret.
- However, I love enemy snipers (or even: a chopperload of them) doing it. Because, hey, you may be far away, but your darkish silhouette against the washed out light grey of the backdrop is almost blinking.
I'm gonna say the worst kind of teammates are the ones who ACTIVELY TRY TO KILL YOU.
Although once I was in a game of MW2 where two of my teammates participated in the following battle of wills:
Although once I was in a game of MW2 where two of my teammates participated in the following battle of wills:
Guy 1: Hey.
Guy 2: ......
1: Hey!
2: You talkin' to me?
1: ******.
2: [laughs]I'm Irish, dude.
1: [laughs] You're still a ******!
2: Well, you're a pussy!
1: Well, you're a ******! And your K/D ratio is negative! [it isn't]
2: What? No it's not! You're just...you're just makin' shit up, man! You're a pussy!
1: ....******.
[The conversation restarts from the fifth line]
This went on for the ENTIRE MATCH. It was kind of amazing.
Guy 2: ......
1: Hey!
2: You talkin' to me?
1: ******.
2: [laughs]I'm Irish, dude.
1: [laughs] You're still a ******!
2: Well, you're a pussy!
1: Well, you're a ******! And your K/D ratio is negative! [it isn't]
2: What? No it's not! You're just...you're just makin' shit up, man! You're a pussy!
1: ....******.
[The conversation restarts from the fifth line]
This went on for the ENTIRE MATCH. It was kind of amazing.
Whenever I see a sniper camping at the spawn point I have to fight the urge to just teamkill him. Like last night in MAG with the guy who stayed in the exact same spot THE ENTIRE 15 MINUTE MATCH.
This one time in BC2 all my teammates were snipers and kept camping up in the trees so I got my grenade launcher and knocked the trees down. Felt good.
This one time in BC2 all my teammates were snipers and kept camping up in the trees so I got my grenade launcher and knocked the trees down. Felt good.
my worst had to be the time i played monster hunter with a person who's excuse for idiocy was because he was french -_-, it was a capture mission and he got the tranq's and i had the trap.. i trapped and then screamed 'tranq' (over the keyboard) and his reply was 'i dont understand, im french', whilst smacking it with his greatsword. i eventually did a side quest and got some more tranqs, but now i carry my own supply 24/7 -_-'
In any CoD game, at any time, in Domination.
In BC2 all those stupid shitheads who get the bright idea of taking a chopper and flying to a flag to capture it. The chopper doesn't get destroyed and the pilot gets shot, thus giving the enemy A SECOND FUCKING CHOPPER.
And those snipers, oh my God. "Hay guise I'm soooo gewd cuz I sit @ the othur sied of da map and mizz all mah shotz" You wanna know what I do when I'm a sniper? I slap an RDS on my rifle and go to town. At least I'm getting kills unlike every other sniper in the lobby.
In BC2 all those stupid shitheads who get the bright idea of taking a chopper and flying to a flag to capture it. The chopper doesn't get destroyed and the pilot gets shot, thus giving the enemy A SECOND FUCKING CHOPPER.
And those snipers, oh my God. "Hay guise I'm soooo gewd cuz I sit @ the othur sied of da map and mizz all mah shotz" You wanna know what I do when I'm a sniper? I slap an RDS on my rifle and go to town. At least I'm getting kills unlike every other sniper in the lobby.
I was playing Killzone 2 online. My two friends and some dick that asked if he could join were o the squad, I was leading. The dick took the pin out of the grenade, in a map were friendly fire was allowed, but didn´t throw it. To make things worse, I asked everyone to stay close because there were enemies around every corner and spliting would be rewarded with a shot in the face.
We only saw what that **** was doing when it was to late...
BOOOOOOOOOM!
(YOU FUCKING DICK!)
We only saw what that **** was doing when it was to late...
BOOOOOOOOOM!
(YOU FUCKING DICK!)