Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

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FuzzyRaccoon

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thejackyl said:
I have a few, prepare for some walls o' text, since some require some explaining.

"Attempting the break the bus window with my head", yes, that's what the bus report ACTUALLY said. I got in trouble because some kid smashed my head against the window. And since everyone who sat near him was afraid of him, everyone conveniently didn't see anything.

I was in... third grade, I think.

Another one, more recently, I got permanently kicked of the bus for kicking the door open, when the driver refused to let me off. I was getting shards of GLASS thrown at me, so I got up and demanded to be let off. The driver refused, and I attempted to get off anyways (since we were still in the High School parking lot), the driver just held the door closed, so I kicked the door as hard as I could and now it no longer closes.

The driver wrote me up, and even brought the security tape into the principal, show how I "kicked the door, completely unprovoked", when I was asked, "what do you have to say for yourself?" I told him to rewind about 20 seconds. He did, and one shard of glass was thrown at my head. I stood up and walked to the front asking to be let off, and AS I WAS ASKING the bastard threw another.

Long story short: My punishment = permanantly kicked off the bus, Driver's punishment, fired, asshat who threw the glass, nothing. They "couldn't see his face" despite the camera looking towards him.

Oh, and I got kicked out of class for saying "Dammit" sorta loudly... IN A COLLEGE COURSE, but only for the day, and it was a lab day anyways (stuff I could do at home if I wanted)
Thats... SO RIDICULOUS.

Especially the last one. I curse like crazy in all my classes and I never get in trouble. We're all adults, we can handle some cursing.
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Caligulove

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Myself and some friends got in trouble for literally walking into a fight in progress on the 3rd floor of my high school. Walked out of class and just right into the middle of 5-6 guys having it out- got pushed and shoved, friend got punched when one of the guys ducked behind him. Security and teachers showed up and just did a wholesale punishment within the radius of the fight. Taken to the dean, threatened with suspension, all of us trying to explain we had nothing to do with the altercation, not even knowing the guys that were involved. Eventually got the suspension threat down to being sent home- which was still bullshit, but nothing on paper or had a negative effect on any kind of record, etc.
 

8OutOf10

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One time in RE my teacher was telling us that is Muslim Countries they done charge interest on loans because they think it is evil. Now I'm no expert in the field of economics, but I know that this wouldn't be sustainable due to inflation. I asked her about this and she replied she didn't know. This is the point where the mistake was made. I said that either she was wrong (Which, after I googled it, she was) or they are idiots. She then interpreted this as me saying that Muslims are idiots. She had me isolated for the rest of the day for 'Racism', even though being a Muslim isn't a race.

Moral of the story, teachers are stupid.
 

Noclip31

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I was in grade 3, and it was the beginning of the year. I forgot that my class was at the right of the hallway, and went left. (Last year, my class was at the left.) A janator came up to me, yelling at me for walking down the wrong hallway. He took me to the principal, and he called my house. Um, I never got an explanation for how that was bad. Still got grounded.
 

Demonjazz

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one day on a field trip in 6th grade I wouldnt put down my chair my teacher asked why and I said I like standing and well just put up the chair later later they asked me to apoligize I didnt until we were at the bus at the last second and all I said was "sorry"
 
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DarthFennec said:
In middle school, I got suspended for a day for being an atheist. True story.
Oh, and in first grade I was suspended for a week for throwing rocks. And by `throwing rocks' I mean that I was repeatedly, mindlessly, tossing a rock a foot in the air and then catching it.
Suspended for being an atheist? How the hell did that happen?
 

Bezza27

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Use_Imagination_here said:
Red Hood said:
I got thrown in I.S.S (In School Supension) for fighting back after the the guy provoked the fight, I called the teacher for help, he hit me several times while the teacher was watching and it was only when I thrown a punch that made him hit the floor did the teacher decide to step in an stop it. We both got in trouble even though I defended myself. This "zero-tolerance for hitting" they have in the schools is really stupid.
Yeah i know. My Principle actually told me that any kind of self defense using physical contact whatsoever would result in a minimum of 1 hour of detention. I once got detention for blocking a punch. I tried to explain that technically I didn't touch her but she just yelled at me some more. At least the girl got more detention than me.
I was punched a while back, I just stood there and took it because school would have ranted on at me for retaliating, even though it would have been self defence, a human right I think. And if I had fought back he would have pulled the race card on me. My school actually punishes people who fight back more. We got told not to fight back and go get a teacher, I said "You can't really do that when you're getting your head kicked in" and I got told off for it. The rules are fucking twisted.
 

xplay3r

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Either the time i got sent out of class for yawning, seriously a real yawn. that teacher hated me.
Or I got a referral for calling my bus driver dude.
 

Xman490

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I was walking out of a classroom with my head down because I was mad at another low grade on a Math quiz, and I accidentally headbutted a classmate. Got 2 "write the rules for an hour" detentions.
 

ZetaLegacies

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In 2nd grade, I said the word "shoot" and someone in my class thought I was talking about shooting him/her.
 

snagli

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Pushing clay into the fan of the mainframe of the school. Cost the school ?5000 to fix it, and I... got off without any real trouble, I told them it was an accident.
 

Redingold

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This one teacher once sent me out of the room for saying that 6 x 9 = 54

This teacher also made us tidy our desks (it was an old-fashioned kind of school where all our equipment would be kept in our desks) and then gave me detention for doing an unsatisfactory job, even though it didn't affect anyone in the slightest and the desk of the person next to me was so full that it wouldn't close, and that person didn't get anything.

Also at that school, I got put on report for falling over, suspended for quoting Homer Simpson, made to face the wall for coughing slightly, and told off for having a shoelace undone.
 

sageoftruth

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Well, one time in 1st grade I was forced to skip recess for showing my middle finger. In my defense, this was because someone asked me to do it before I even knew what a swear was.
 

Joey Wonton

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I got shouted at by the head, for climbing a 15 Ft pole/lamp.

But because it was one of his last days, he was just like "Go on, get outa here!"
 

Hristo Tzonkov

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Once in 5th grade for beating up a fat kid.It wasn't exactly beating up because it was 3 skinny guys that are likely to break something as they punch vs 1 fat guy who really deserved it might I add,flailing his arms helplessly.I got sent to the principal who started a 30 minute long lecture.I was disappointed for missing class...

The second time was when I was in that phase where you want to burn stuff.What?Nobody else had that?
Anyway it was 6th grade I got myself a large piece of paper and a lighter and I lit it on fire then put it in the toilet.Like inside the toilet so the fire wouldn't spread in any way.As I went out some kids saw me.Apparently he reported to the teacher that he saw me setting fire to the whole bathroom which I quite frankly can't see happening.Anyway they sent me to a therapist for being a junior arsonist.
 

JWAN

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staika said:
I got a detention one time for bringing in one of those trick pens that once you push the lever down it gives you a little shock. The principal told me that the pen had the capability to kill someone.
maybe if a person had a pacemaker and high blood pressure and diabetes and aids and was standing in a puddle of water next to a 5000 kw generator...

But I had the same thing happen to me and thats how I explained myself.