Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.

[Jun_Jun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI
Got in trouble after history class for playing this video (was the English audio sub) to my friends, teacher screamed at me cause it was making fun of Quadriplegics, I corrected her and said that they said Quadruped, she couldn't tell the difference between the words for creature that walks on four legs and something that can't use four limbs. Note that this was an English teacher and she was apparently fluent in Latin (I'm pretty sure those are Latin words).

Same teacher screamed like a banshee at me a couple of months later because I told a guy he was a pathetic piece of shit (something along those lines) Because he was stalking me and a couple of friends and kept trying to feel us up and stick his hand up our skirts. (I guess this was because our school was shit because no matter how many teachers we told about this guy doing this they didn't do shit about it :/ ).

Back in primary school I used to have to catch a taxi home, and it usually came about an hour late (had to pick my brothers up from highschool before me) this particular one was running over an hour late, I was hanging around the cul-de-sac(whatever you call it) in the school parking lot (which is right next to the school office) with a couple of friends (whose mums worked in the school office). next thing I know deputy principal walks out the office screams at me to sit outside the office door away from the other kids, who were free to roam about as they liked, they tried to sit with me and chat but she shooed them away, I still have no idea what I did wrong but I ended up sitting there until about 5:30 waiting for my taxi, note I got out of school at 2:30. (I was 8 at the time WTF!!?)

sorry long post is long

 

[Sammyjb17]

This isn't me, but my friend. In 9th grade, a teacher she didn't have pulled her over in the hallway. She told her that wearing a white shirt and a black bra was sending the wrong message and that she needs to start wearing more clothing.


It wasn't a black bra. It was a second shirt.

 

[CyprisVeil]

My shirt was untucked and I got wrote up for it. I talked myself out of it by using the excuse that I was having lady problems that day.

 

[Nabirius]

I once got kicked in the face (on accident by a friend of mine) and was sent to the principles office for it.

 

[SiegeJack]

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Spoiler: Grade 3

I got a detention, which was normally reserved for students who fought and drew blood, for laughing at the word "Pig." My teacher unleashed the fucking fury, and said I had called her a "Fat Pig." Stupid fucking *****. She also yelled at me for 1. Having to miss a month of school, because being in the hospital, with crutches afterwards wasn't acceptable. And 2. For being better at english than 95% of the school.(That isn't a hyperbole.)

Spoiler: Grade 5-6

My teacher was an ultra-religious lunatic. I got to go to counseling and a psych eval because of her. Why? Because of my last name, and a necklace with a stylized 'W', because it represented the devil and evil. Awe-fucking-some. Note, this was par for course at that school.

Spoiler: Grade 8

Due to my classmates tendency to cause trouble constantly, I got to spend 75% of my school time in two small rooms, the former "psych" room, and the nurse's office. I also had to write lines, because my class protested at losing a recess because of a teacher, who didn't like that we were being loud in gym. I also got blamed for, starting a fire, the class, which I wasn't involved in due to the afromentioned in-school suspensions, doggy-piling a student. Those in-schools were a joke though, I went to 1 3rd of them, and slept through them anyways. The Principal, fucking goddamned *****, gave me shit for having the Zombie Survival Guide, because I might make "Traps." The school ground was tree-less, and flat as the rest of the bloody province. I highly doubt I could cause harm on it with 'traps.'
She also hoped I would "be normal" in High School.

Spoiler: Grade 9

This one is particularly funny. You see, I am a big motherhubbard. When I hit someone with any force, they complain. Now, keep this in mind. So, there was this little shit "dildo", a little cocksucker with a permanent shit-eating grin. One day, he an' I had been talking, and I lightly, lightly punched him in the arm. My friend and I were sitting in class, waiting for the bell to ring. I get called down to the office. I get there an' D is ballin' his eyes out. "WAAAH! H-He hit me and he always bullies me e-e-everday." I, of course, burst out laughing, 'cause his acting is shit, and tell the principal-for-the-day, that I hadn't done anything of the sort, and that dyldo had been verbally abusing me. D just unleashes a goddamn torrent of tears, and the principal excuses him. He pretends to start giving me shit 'til dyldo leaves. He levels with me and says that there was no way I could've hit him and done damage. And, that if D ever said or did anything, I wouldn't be in trouble.

Little fucker tried to start shit with me, but friend told him to fuck off, else I beat him silly.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Speaking of gang symbols. Half of my Autotech class (myself included) was suspended for a week for wearing gang related clothing. The clothing in question? Our coveralls and oil rags...

 

[paintman]

I usually got away with stuff.

However my friend got kicked out of class for and this is EXACTLY what it said on the discipline report. "Excessive Flatulence"

mull that one over a bit

 

[Gaiseric]

I tanked a project on purpose so I wouldn't have to present it in front of the class. It was a major portion of my grade so I ended up having to take summer school.

 

[espada1311]

i had to stay in for a week's worth of recess in grade 5 because i coughed while the teacher was talking... i hated that school...

 

[DarkenedWolfEye]

I spat on a kid. Apparently that qualifies as 'assault'.

If you do you to a police officer in the U.S., it is "assault with a deadly weapon".

Huh. I didn't know my saliva was made of acid.

 

[Romblen]

I always managed to stay under the radar in school, however I do remember a case in my senior year where two kids were written up for being, "verbally poisonous" Your guess is as good as mine on this one.

 

[crudus]

I spat on a kid. Apparently that qualifies as 'assault'.

If you do you to a police officer in the U.S., it is "assault with a deadly weapon".

Huh. I didn't know my saliva was made of acid.

The way they define it is like "bio-chemical warfare" or some b.s. Personally I think it is something to tack on senselessly or something to bargain away to help get a confession.

 

[PhoenixVanguard]

The first time I got detention was for "talking in class," when in actuality, it was the people on either side of me. The kicker? I'd lost my voice that day, making the accusation all but impossible.

 

[Raognerrrm]

Someone started stripping for my French Teacher's birthday in year 7.
Needless to say, they got a detention. Problem was, so did everyone else in the class.
But then he forgot about us, so when we went to the detention, another teacher gave us all lollipops and dismissed us.

 

[Mikeyfell]

I flipped off the principal in front of the superintended of the district.

Did I win?

 

[Wintermoot]

I never go into trouble but then again my previous school was very tolerant of behavior.

 

[DanDanikov]

I corrected a French teacher on the pronunciation of my last name (which is Italian). I'm not sure how that warrants detention or how she justified it.

Oh, and the head teacher had a Jaguar that he used to drive the 2 minutes between his house and the school- a fact that everyone was rather amused by. I took it a little further by jotting down in the late book his name and the reason 'Lost Jag'. The school chaplain seemed to find it amusing, but must have fessed up when less humoured responses arose and blame needed to be assigned.

 

[Belated]

In French class, in secondary school, I had to sit next to this lad whom the whole class nicknamed "Crazy Steve," he was a sound guy most of the time but he did odd things. In one particular class he slowly unscrewed all the screws that held the table top to its frame and pocketed the screws, and when I asked why he said "Just in case."
The next day in the same class we sat at the same table and the teacher shouted at him for something or other, and Crazy Steve stood up and gripped the table top, and flung it up and away from us, into a wall. He got in trouble for obvious reasons, and I got in trouble because I couldn't stop laughing about it. It was brilliant. It's probably the only time I was in trouble too

Greatest story ever told. Makes me wonder if he was just sitting there, thinking in his head, "come on teacher, give me a reason!"

Wearing a clown nose in class. The teacher confiscated it. When she looked up from putting it in her drawer, I mysteriously had another clown nose on. She confiscated my second clown nose and insisted I hand over the rest, to which I sadly responded, "I've only got the two..." She gave me saturday detention.

Oh man. This gives me a great idea! I'm gonna pack like, fifty of those things down my pants and my shirt. So when I'm asked to take them out, it'll take forever, and be hilarious.

Ok, my turn. Now this is gonna be a long post, but bear with me. You'll love to hate the third one:

Spoiler: My examples

Take 1: Back in elementary school, I was sitting at the lunch table. Now there's always a lot of noise in the lunch room, but the kid next to me was being especially loud. Painfully so. I turned to him and tried to say "Can you please be quiet?", but the sounds of other kids talking muffled my voice, and he responded, "Did you just call me a bastard?" Before I could answer, he called over a lunch lady, and turned and said to her, "He just called me a bastard!" She said "Come with me." And I was in the principal's office, given no chance to testify for myself. Also, I didn't even know what "bastard" meant prior to that day. And had indeed never heard the word before in my life.

Take 2:
Back in elementary school, I was sitting at the lunch table. (I'm starting to notice a pattern here...) and I gazed upon the disgusting state of the floors, caused by kids tossing food around and letting garbage fall. So I commentated on it, saying "This place is a natural pig sty!" A lunch lady appeared out of nowhere, furious, spouting all kinds of things at me to indicate how insulted she was, dragged me by the ear to the principal's office.

Take 3: Back in elementary school, I was working on something in class, when the classroom was suddenly empty. I ran through the halls to catch up with the kids who had formed a line to go somewhere. I'm about to pass by this lunch lady (Yes, yet another lunch lady. You probably thought this would be a combo-breaker, but you were sadly mistaken.) when suddenly this short, flabby arm pops up right in front of my face and knocks me over on the floor. Yes, she threw her arm up in front of my face so I'd fall down while running. (Because it's not like the floor was hard or anything. Oh wait, it was.) Without thinking, I get back up and try to duck underneath her arm, but she just holds me back and proceeds to say a bunch of crap about running in the halls, not bothering to ask me if HER actions against me resulted in any injuries.

You can tell I'm still mad about 3 to this day. I don't give a shit if I'm running in the halls. You teachers need to calm the hell down about it.

 

[triggahappyhaza]

There was the time i was shouted at for having a facebook status that had lyrics to a Annotations of an Autopsy song "When I'm done with you, you won't have a **** left" and was told i had to remove the status because if a parent wanting to take their child to the school that it would "set a bad example of the school". I promptly told him that it was my profile and i can do what i like whether he likes it or not. So this means that my deputy headmaster was browsing Facebook looking at students and more specifically me... That was quite worrying.