Yeah same thing happened to me, instead we were learning Indonesian (the language, for some stupid reason) and it was a Friday afternoon.vaderaider said:
Stupidest Reason Why You've Gotten Into Trouble In School.
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During meet the Deans day at my high school. The day that you go outside and eat at school to celebrate not getting detentions my friends and I got suspensions and detentions for playing keep away. Because it was stealing... We were playing with one my friends pencil bags. Although friend 1 punched friend 2 in the face so maybe we kinda deserved it.
I didn't give a kid a twizzler and he hit me. They were my twizzlers, I was well within my right to give them to whomever I wanted. I didn't hit him back, but I shoved him off me.
I was suspended for 2 days for that.
I was suspended for 2 days for that.
He had to have been "about to throw it at someone," obviously. Kids used to get detention at my school for trying to make snowmen on the playground, because, hey, a ball of snow is the same thing as a snowball. So what if you rolled it so big you and three friends could barely lift it -- clearly it's for hurling at others!Shock and Awe said:
In 4th grade my friends and i were talking about how stupid it was that our parents lied to us about Santa. Anyway this girl overheard us and told us that Santa was real and called us stupid. Being the defensive little 4th grader i was, i called her stupid for believing in Santa.
She told the teacher, and the teacher misheard her and thought i called her stupid for being Christian. :|
Anyway i got sent to the principal, and when the principal heard my story he facepalmed and let me go.
She told the teacher, and the teacher misheard her and thought i called her stupid for being Christian. :|
Anyway i got sent to the principal, and when the principal heard my story he facepalmed and let me go.
Though I am an awful student- Of the 'Never does homework or studies' variety- I have always been particularly polite- to the point that teachers are somewhat fond of me. Not really important, but it does highlight how frustrating the following event was.
So, one English Extension lesson, I walk into the class a minute late, and see a substitute has taken over the room, replacing my regular teacher.
Now, guys don't tend to do E Extension here- don't know why, it just generally doesn't happen. So my class is, save for myself, all ladies.
Well, this teacher certainly wasn't expecting a guy. First she sort of shrugged me off and kept talking- assuming I was just intruding on her lesson to visit a student.
Once that got cleared up and I was told to sit (on the other side of the room, away from the rest of the students) she proceeded to ignore me for the entire lesson, even 'forgetting' to hand me a question sheet she wanted completed. As I was busy working on a poetic piece when this happened, I didn't notice and, consequently, the work didn't get done.
Upon being sent to the principal's office, he refused to listen to reason- "Ok, well, we both know that didn't happen, Joshua, that's just ridiculous"- and I lost four- FOUR- lunches to detention. Given that I use lunches to work on my Software major project, I was quite pissed off.
Moral? No idea. Don't defy teacher assumptions, I guess.
So, one English Extension lesson, I walk into the class a minute late, and see a substitute has taken over the room, replacing my regular teacher.
Now, guys don't tend to do E Extension here- don't know why, it just generally doesn't happen. So my class is, save for myself, all ladies.
Well, this teacher certainly wasn't expecting a guy. First she sort of shrugged me off and kept talking- assuming I was just intruding on her lesson to visit a student.
Once that got cleared up and I was told to sit (on the other side of the room, away from the rest of the students) she proceeded to ignore me for the entire lesson, even 'forgetting' to hand me a question sheet she wanted completed. As I was busy working on a poetic piece when this happened, I didn't notice and, consequently, the work didn't get done.
Upon being sent to the principal's office, he refused to listen to reason- "Ok, well, we both know that didn't happen, Joshua, that's just ridiculous"- and I lost four- FOUR- lunches to detention. Given that I use lunches to work on my Software major project, I was quite pissed off.
Moral? No idea. Don't defy teacher assumptions, I guess.
Once in 3rd grade the entire grade had to sit under the sun for an hour. Most days me and my friends would sit a talk about random things ,then the girls would sit in the field and talk and the rest of the guys would do whatever. BUT for some reason the idiots of the class went out into the field and were shoving the girls over and trying sexual harass them by ripping their skirts off and underwear. So that turned into about 1/4 of the boys chasing after the girls and then shit hit the fan. About ten teachers and aids ran from their classes to try and calm everyone down. Me and my friend were just sitting there watching and wondering what will happen.
The next day after the school ripping our grade a new one all of us, the innocent and the victims included were forced to sit in the sun for half of our lunch and all of our breaks for the next week.
Oh and in the 6th grade I got detention for wearing a hat at lunch. Then at the detention the teacher and I had to sit their and talk about why I shouldn't wear hat. Other then the taboo of it he couldn't think of any reason, so we sat there for an hour thinking what other reason there could be other then an old military tradition that was just extended into outlives.
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This year one of my friends was an officer in our JROTC program (Junior reverse officer training corps). He was a nice guy, a joker. One day he turns my bag and the class *****-retard's bag inside out. I laugh it off, but the other guy goes and tells the Commanding Officer and gets my friend demoted. Since he got demoted he can't get the best scholarship he would have gotten and he is now given up on his collage of choice. The *****-retard got harassed and will be harassed by the rest of the school until he graduates.
The next day after the school ripping our grade a new one all of us, the innocent and the victims included were forced to sit in the sun for half of our lunch and all of our breaks for the next week.
Oh and in the 6th grade I got detention for wearing a hat at lunch. Then at the detention the teacher and I had to sit their and talk about why I shouldn't wear hat. Other then the taboo of it he couldn't think of any reason, so we sat there for an hour thinking what other reason there could be other then an old military tradition that was just extended into outlives.
EDIT
This year one of my friends was an officer in our JROTC program (Junior reverse officer training corps). He was a nice guy, a joker. One day he turns my bag and the class *****-retard's bag inside out. I laugh it off, but the other guy goes and tells the Commanding Officer and gets my friend demoted. Since he got demoted he can't get the best scholarship he would have gotten and he is now given up on his collage of choice. The *****-retard got harassed and will be harassed by the rest of the school until he graduates.
we had a system like that... except we also had a strict dress code on our hair. girl's hair must be in ponytails, boys must have short hair above the ears and off the face, that cannot be long enough to touch their collar... was a little rediculousDantness said:
i dyed my hair green one holidays, had faded to blonde/yellow by the time i went back to school... got pulled out of class, put in a room with another guy with BRIGHT BLUE hair (as opposed to my hardly noticeable green/yellow) and was eviscerated... sanctimonious prick of a teacher
If you are referring to the book Fahrenheit 451, it is actually wrong. It is 451 centigrade. Bradbury thought Fahrenheit made a better title. Granted things like quality of paper affects this at least some what. However if you ask a fireman, they will say "book paper" burns at 451 Fahrenheit, but all the scientific experiments I can fine say ~840 Fahrenheit. I don't know if they are using different paper(although "book paper" is the only paper I can think of that they would be testing) in the scientific experiments, nor how the firemen are getting their data. I am more inclined to believe the many science journal articles I have found about it.Nouw said:
The original point of "good luck with that" (heating paper in a microwave), still stands either way.
similar situation in my extension english class... i was the only guy, and we were studying "speeches". We were currently on socrates' speech (for his trial) and the teacher had the WONDERFUL idea of reenacting it... nautrally, being the odd one out, i was chosen to play socrates WHO WAS ON TRIAL, AND WAS PUT TO DEATH... they sat me seperate from the girls on the other side of the class and had us run through it, dramatically... talk about feelings of persecution...joshuaayt said:
This one time, in my senior year, I was laying on a bench in a courtyard (still on school grounds) during a free period. I had my head in my (soon-to-be-girl-) friend's lap when a teacher walked by. She came over, accused me of being high, then made me walk halfway to the nurse's office with her. And then she just let me go. I never received an explanation for the incident, but the teacher did KIND OF apologize a few days later. For the record, I have never been drunk or high in my life :|
I can't tell if that is sarcasm or notOne Hit Noob said:
Well, the only thing I can find is a website from a (20-year-old) fire investigator's journal listing the ignition temperature of various stuff with no way of telling me how they got those numbers. However, I can find several scientific journals giving their procedure in exact detail.
Yep, physics major 
If you do you to a police officer in the U.S., it is "assault with a deadly weapon".DarkenedWolfEye said:
Yr.7 or 9.... I got in detention for wearing a glove.. nothing special.
Just your normal gloves you would wear for winter... =_=;
Even the principal didn't mind it but one teacher out of the whole school gave me a detention for it....eh I didn't attend anyway.
Just your normal gloves you would wear for winter... =_=;
Even the principal didn't mind it but one teacher out of the whole school gave me a detention for it....eh I didn't attend anyway.
I think I remember reading somewhere that a piece of string can be counted as a seriously dangerous weapon, akin to a knife I think.crudus said:I can't tell if that is sarcasm or notOne Hit Noob said:
Well, the only thing I can find is a website from a (20-year-old) fire investigator's journal listing the ignition temperature of various stuff with no way of telling me how they got those numbers. However, I can find several scientific journals giving their procedure in exact detail.Yep, physics major
If you do you to a police officer in the U.S., it is "assault with a deadly weapon".DarkenedWolfEye said:
I remember one time we were doing video projects on the computer, and I knew how to use all the software and all that so I wasn't reading the booklet she gave us the booklet. Now this teacher has no idea how to use any of the software required for this class, every lesson she delivered was read out of an instruction manual. She decided she would give me a hard time about not reading the book. I calmly tried explaining to her that I already knew how to do all of this stuff, she tried to send me to the office for that, but I told her "You have admitted yourself, that you don't know how to do this and your trying to tell me. I'll take instructions from you when you know the subject matter."
She did not like that at all. Basically got sent to the office for being smarter than the teacher.
Oh and one kid in high school said my girl friend at the time was ugly so I sucker punched, not a stupid reason for getting in trouble just thought it was awesome.
She did not like that at all. Basically got sent to the office for being smarter than the teacher.
Oh and one kid in high school said my girl friend at the time was ugly so I sucker punched, not a stupid reason for getting in trouble just thought it was awesome.