Stupidest thing you bought when drunk

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Well, I didn't exactly buy anything but I did get change for a nickel.

Then I tried to get change for a penny. Math and the differing economic currencies don't mesh too well when you're drunk, lemme tell ya. Especially at a bar.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Thai bride

I usually find that the stupidest thing I buy when drunk is more drink...

 

[thylasos]

A back-up Playstation 2, I suppose. Mind you, it was only fifteen quid.

 

[tokae]

Usually I don't buy things when I'm drunk, I sell things.
I managed to sell my pants once at a bar.. Police drove me home that night. <.<

 

[Ranorak]

More tequila.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

My friend convinced me to buy a battered beef burger from a chip shop whilst pretty drink. The worst thing I've attempted to eat.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

More booze. that didn't really help situations much.

I also bought a Kebab meat Pizza, but that was actually pretty tasty so it was a good decision.

 

[Mister Benoit]

4 large pizzas. Proceeded to eat them all. They ended up in the toilet in various altered forms...and around the toilet. And in the sink. And on the stairs. Not a fun night.

Also TRIED to buy my friend's "guy virginity" which lead to one HELL of an awkward conversation.

You ordered him a prostitute?

Anyways for me it was a bus ticket to Boston (I live in Montreal), got drunk in a bar with a friend from the UK who wanted to go and while really drunk became dead set on going.

 

[antidonkey]

46" LCD television, 5.1 home theater kit, hdmi cables, and a blu-ray player.

Ahh....the crazy things I buy when drunk, in vegas, and actually winning money.


More recently, a $20 dollar windshield bag for my motorcycle. Way less exciting that the stuff above.

 

[v3nge]

A friend of mine bought a fire engine
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[TwistedEllipses]

Welding goggles.

I guess my reasoning was that I would look cool in a super-villain way? It happened last night, so this topic is a strange coincidence for me...

 

[smithy_2045]

I've never bought anything while drunk.

 

[blaquenoise]

A camera, then later I proceeded to tell myself I wasn't good looking enough to use it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

You ordered him a prostitute?

Not exactly. I said that I would pay him if he had sex with me. Bear in mind I'm a dude, and he's straight. So you can probably tell it didn't go down too well.

Luckily we were able to move past my drunken lecherous idiocy.

 

[nukethetuna]

Another shot of Patrón!

 

[Radoh]

Another drink, which I had to chug before I got into the car (I didn't drive, don't be silly) which made my hands and face go numb for some reason.

 

[LCP]

Welding goggles.

I guess my reasoning was that I would look cool in a super-villain way? It happened last night, so this topic is a strange coincidence for me...

That's not dumb at all!

Probably 3 Swedish made gas masks, and the 50$ weapon pack from tf2...

YEah Im hiding my wallet next time I drink

 

[Abbyrose07]

A bunch of random food at a gas station at 3 am with my cousin; including cold hotdogs and some of those taquito things which were also cold and gross...I got hungry in the gas station and ate them...lol.