stupidest thing you did today?

[Strain42]

I got out of bed...

 

[noxymoron19]

Started Donnie Darko at 1 this morning. Went to bed at 3. Woke up for my 9 o'clock exam at 8:40. My school's a 15 minute walk away.

 

[Andalusa]

I was cooking some rice... and it kinda caught on fire. Put it on the hob to cook, three hours later I could smell smoke. Damn my forgetfulness.

 

[FinalHeart95]

Third day of summer and I'm teaching myself derivatives.

Yep.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Last 4 months have been a continous stream of stupid. Nothing really stands out.
Guess I almost managed to get my bank account locked because I forgot a password. That was dimwitted.

 

[Sudenak]

Pulled into a right lane when I wanted to turn left. The lights are triggered by which lane you're in, so while I was distracted by a phone call I sat in the wrong lane. Thankfully someone screamed "you fucking moron get in the left lane" so I fixed the problem >_> Still felt retarded, though.

 

[Free Thinker]

Cook corn beef hash and bacon while not wearing a shirt. The stinging pain of grease on exposed skin.

 

[faspxina]

Posting in this forum.

I'm kidding, obviously, I'd never do that.

 

[Airman Mallasch]

I woke up.

 

[TheColdHeart]

Agreed to go out for lunch with two different friends at different times. I literally finished one lunch, walked them back to work then met my other friend straight after. I wish I hadn't ordered the 2nd one I think I'm going to explode. My eyes are clearly bigger than my stomach.

 

[FamoFunk]

I haven't done anything stupid today, it's 7pm so that's really good going!

 

[TheAceTheOne]

I tried to throw my dog at a webcam.

 

[Lukeje]

I tried to throw my dog at a webcam.

Tried? What went wrong?

And unfortunately (fortunately?) I haven't done anything stupid today. This strikes me as an odd occurrence, thus I am sure to do something stupid later.

 

[sageoftruth]

Wasted precious work hours checking out Escapist forums (like I'm doing right now).

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

I watched porn instead of studying for my psychology test ... and I still got a 6 ^^ (out of 6)

 

[Brandon237]

Being on the Escapist instead of doing much needed studying for exams over tomorrow until Friday... damn what the hell am I doing?

 

[The Heik]

So whats the stupidest thing you did today or atleast recently.

For me i decided to shave my head. having short hair isnt the stupidest thing. shaving my head with a beard trimmer thats battery ran out before i finished was the stupidest thing. now i have 90% shaved head except for this wierd patch at the back right of my head thats between 2-5 cm long. and a few stray hairs here and there.

Nice. You should grow it out.

OT: My dumbest moment today was when I was about to visit a comic book store in Toronto. The door didn't have a handle so I stood there for about half a minute trying to figure out how to pull it open before I realized that it was the push side.

 

[ZtH]

I tried to throw my dog at a webcam.

Tried? What went wrong?

And unfortunately (fortunately?) I haven't done anything stupid today. This strikes me as an odd occurrence, thus I am sure to do something stupid later.

Clearly the stupidest thing you've done so far today was tempt fate with this post. Keep yourself sharp so she doesn't get you!

 

[standokan]

Wasting daylight on gaming instead of studying, as usually.

 

[spm1138]

Went drunk pirating with my spaceship bros till 0130. I drank two bottles of coke and many cups of tea today to stay awake.