stupidest thing you have said in school

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A lot of the crap I say is meant to be stupid on purpose.

Not me, but a friend. Early in the semester, in the first few days of Chemistry, my teacher was going over the most basic elements that we should know and memorize the symbols for. She got to Silicon, and asked the class what we think it's used for.

My friend raises his hand and asks, "Breast implants?"

Never before has the letter "e" at the end of a word been so crucial to its meaning.

Hehe, very similar story, except I don't know who said it.

Another dumb one is that today in history, no one could point to Belgium on a map.

Weak, I know, that's all I can remember.

 

[HT_Black]

"Well screw you then! *Facepunch*"

Fortunately, they can't reprimand you for punching someone on your last day of school.

 

[Taliesin Hoyle]

Don't touch me sir, I'm tripping balls.

 

[Kuroneko97]

the elements, earth fire wind water heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

I have no idea what you are talking about.

geez i feel old now

My sister did that in a high school class.

Teacher: Can anyone tell me the four basic elements?
Student 1: Earth!
Student 2: Water!
Student 3: Fire!
My Sister: Captain Planet, he's a hero. Gonna take pollution down to zero!
*Awkward 1-minute silence with two students laughing*

OT: I once called my English teacher "Daddy." And I once, whist in an argument with another student, I blurted out "I bet you have STDs."

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

"I think I do like it in here" - first day at school, needless to say never again.

 

[TheGreatCoolEnergy]

Many, many, many variations of the sentence "Oh fuck" in front of a teacher. Luckily, my wit, charm, and ability to lie through my teeth have kept me out of trouble

"I think I do like it in here" - first day at school, needless to say never again.

Also this ^

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

I used to be convinced that rocks were living creatures.

I'm sure it made sense at the time.

 

[jamradar]

There was this one guy in my 7th grade history class who said:

"Wait is Europe its own country or is it a state in the U.S.?"

I have never face palmed so hard in my life.

 

[Dango]

In second grade my teacher told me that I spelled a word wrong and I responded by yelling "IS THAT A THREAT!?!?"

And later that same year my teacher was scolding another student and for absolutely no reason I yelled out "Do you think I'm sexy?"

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

Many, many, many variations of the sentence "Oh fuck" in front of a teacher. Luckily, my wit, charm, and ability to lie through my teeth have kept me out of trouble

We never have to censor ourselves. Actually, our teachers swear as much as us, if not more.

Once though, I got into class early, asked if the teacher was here today (he said might be absent). A second later, the teacher from behind me says "Yes, I'm here."

Now that I think about it, "Aww, fuck." wasn't the brightest thing I could've said at the time. It was rather awkward after that. He just stared at me for a good 30 seconds, halfway between laughing and growling.

 

[amoamaremetallum]

A quite LOUD yelling of the phrase "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH"

The context makes it less funny.

 

[ChupathingyX]

We were having a class quiz and it was between boys and girls. It was the final question and decider for who wins and the question was what animal is featured on the Tasmanian Coat of Arms and I said Tasmanian Devil instead of Tasmanian Tiger.

Boys lose.

 

[Shreder55]

Not my experience but a girl in High School History diden't know what conspiricy meant, so the teacher hands her a dictionary and the first thing she asked was "Is it spelt with a K?"

After that I knew this was going to be a long semester.

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

and heart?

I beg your pardon?

the elements, earth fire wind water heart. By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

GO PLANET

that would have to be calling the teacher "mum", but lot's of people have....right

Yeah, been there done that.

me too

 

[redisforever]

A joke which on reflection, wasn't very funny, or smart. I heartily regret it. I don't actually want to retell it...

 

[Jroo wuz heer]

A quite LOUD yelling of the phrase "PUT IT IN MY MOUTH"

The context makes it less funny.

I wanna know the context

 

[The-Bad-Blooded]

Mine would have to be when my History teacher caught me talking to people behind me, then when he said 'Antonio! Why are you Talking?'
I replied (stupidly) by blurting-out 'I've finished my Room'

which was one of the most random thing's I've ever said...

He moved me to a different Desk after that...

 

[smearyllama]

In 5th grade, while we were working on a worksheet or something, I raised my hand to ask to go to the bathroom. What I ended up saying was "May I have dessert?" Lulz were had, and at the end of the day, my teacher gave me one of those little bags of Oreos, saying "Here's your dessert."

 

[kulonom]

yay! i'm not alone!

 

[xdom125x]

I try to avoid remembering stupid things I say, so I will only tell you a few I have heard.
One guy in my history class tried to argue that you could drive a car from New York to Germany.

I heard someone say that a theory in science was really nothing more than an educated guess based on observation.

Oh wait, that was the teacher of a "social science" class in a f***ing university.

I cried.

I hate when people do that. I recall another person in a different history class say that Creationism and Evolution both have the same amount of merit because they are both "Just Theories". Him defining theory in the (non)sense of "I have a theory" when he really means a guess. I felt dumber for simply hearing that.