Stupidest thing you've heard someone say a 'real gamer' does.

[hazabaza1]

Now, not to delve into details, but I know a very stupid person, who also happens to pirate things. He believes that himself, and only a select few others a 'real gamers'. Let's see why, shall we children?

-Real gamers pirate a game, and then pay money if they think it's worth it!

-Real gamers don't play games with cover systems! (He says, while playing Gears of war 2, still saying he's a real gamer.)

-Real gamers know that any first person game that tries to not be a FPS is obviously bad!

-Real gamers should only play the PC ever! (He says, while playing Gears of war 2, still saying he's a real gamer.)

Anyway, enough of the retardation in my hometown. How about you lot?

 

[Julianking93]

"Only real gamers play PC"

Fuck you.

"360 is for elite players"

No it isn't. Its mainly played by stupid frat boys who are oblivious to any other games but Halo and Gears.

 

[Sassafrass]

Plays 'hardcore games' and only proper gamers play *Insert console/PC here*
Any gamer is a gamer in my eyes.

 

[spinner89]

Real gamers play games

 

[Omikron009]

I've heard people like this before, but I can't think of any examples. Real gamers post on the escapist.

 

[L4Y Duke]

"Real Gamers despise casual games"

No. Just, no. True, they're not exactly good for 5-hour stints, but they're perfect for 30-minutes of flashy goodness while you wait for your latest purchase to finish installing.

 

[antigodoflife]

'What's a Nintendo 64?'

 

[Disaster Button]

"A REAL GAMER PLAYS HALO!"

Ew.

 

[prinxess]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

 

[WorldCritic]

"Real Gamers know Halo is the best series ever! Second best is Gears of War!"

Please.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Anyone who ever says "real gamer" without referencing and/or satirising someone elses idiocy is probably a moron.

 

[antigodoflife]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

actually technically that's possibly the definition of the most Hardcore of the Hardcore gamers... Gamers who can actually stand playing certain games, and 100% despite their personal tastes...

 

[Aura Guardian]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

The only thing I 100% was Brawl. Got all the trophies and Stickers. And vowed never to do that again.

 

[prinxess]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

actually technically that's possibly the definition of the most Hardcore of the Hardcore gamers... Gamers who can actually stand playing certain games, and 100% despite their personal tastes...

In all seriousness, who would actually have the time and/or tolerance to go through every level again; to find something or find someone or go to this place at this time and something shall appear? I just don't see the point, my opinion.

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Probably get pregnant as a teen. Way to go, chinese social research teams.

edit....OK REAL gamers. Having a microwave next to your rig, to avoid losing gaming time to eating.

 

[antigodoflife]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

actually technically that's possibly the definition of the most Hardcore of the Hardcore gamers... Gamers who can actually stand playing certain games, and 100% despite their personal tastes...

In all seriousness, who would actually have the time and/or tolerance to go through every level again; to find something or find someone or go to this place at this time and something shall appear? I just don't see the point, my opinion.

i do know people like that ... just not with every game they play though...

 

[Adam]

"Real gamers get 100% on everything!"

Suuuuuure they do...There is no such thing as a 'real' gamer, and everyone who says 'Hmm, I disagree' is the kind of person who is farthest away of ever becoming a 'real' gamer because he had failed the fundamentals of what gaming is all about......Having fun

 

[Zhukov]

Real gamers can say "real gamers" with a straight face. Poor bastards.

 

[Qujibo]

I'm a PC based gamer. I call it the best console, and ever single one of my gamer friends (some of which are console gamers mostly) are all in agreement that the PC is the best console (if you have the money). But I also have a 360 and Wii, and play them both (360 more lol) but I would really like to say that if you think the PC is not a console or terrible, then you are not a true gamer. (I'm not saying you have to call the PC the best, I just mean understand that it is a console.)

 

[rokkolpo]

'What's a Nintendo 64?'

my 10 year old neighboor thinks pokemon started with diamond & pearl.