Stupidest thing you've heard someone say a 'real gamer' does.
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hahahahahahahaha that reminds me of playing MW2 and listening to all the 12 year olds ***** about how bad I am because I was completely sauced. I haven't played MW2 sober since the week it was launched. My KD dropped from a 1.73 to a .62 since.HardRockSamurai said:
OT. Most of my friends dont call me a real gamer because my game range goes beyond MW and now MW2. Apparently those are the only games that (should) exist in their minds.
You have to admit all gamers are secretly psychopathic murderers in desguise, i mean we all think about asphyxiating Steven Conroy (or your countries equivilent) by his (their) intestines or some other gruesome manner, doesn't mean we'll act on it...Crystal Cuckoo said:
ALL gamers hate Sonic...(except for a sad bunch) you have the game newbies, who only play the fan made tripe, and then you have old school gamers who remember a time before sonic's coke addiction.
and... i'd like to say who ever said "Real gamers don't play on the Wii". is the smartest gamer alive, and probably me... Real gamers SHOULDN'T play the wii, for it is Nintendos way of saying Fuck You! All it seems to of turned into is a reletively cheap exercise machine, I mean all most the games on the Wii seem to do is build your muscles and help you to wank better, or give better handjobs for all those single cunted hookers out there.
Finally, there's barely anything good about Halo or what it's done to FPS (except maybe the limited gun thing) The goldeneye version of FPS was good... i like missions... Timesplitters 2 imo did the best job of it.
Lame, Aged Badly, Easily Broken, Somehow Revolutionaryurgh76 said:
The X-Box360 of 1987 in otherwords.
"Poop in a sock" haha not really, but it makes me mad when my friend says that real gamers don't play cod games, because they're for tools, especially because he's never even played one.
"Real gamers only play on (insert chosen console/computer here)."
This one always strikes me as daft 'cause real gamers have probably been gaming since before said console/computer has been available
This one always strikes me as daft 'cause real gamers have probably been gaming since before said console/computer has been available
isn't that a contradiction? a console is something specifically designed primarily with very little function other than a few gimmicks n add ons, where as a PC is a multifunction deviceQujibo said:
My friend told me that true gamers try to get every single achievement and every single mission complete...You think he would be good at his games but noeTuners said:
"True gamers trade in their games once they beat them" I never ever trade or sell games i own.
"Real games don't play local multiplayer. They play online where there's a real challenge."
If by real challenge, they mean 12 year olds who spend every waking moment prestiging and glitch hunting, time that should be spent doing homework or riding bikes or at least playing the game with THEIR REAL FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE. The ones who are SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM AND CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE IF THEY GET SICK OF THEIR BULLSHIT.
In actuality, local multiplayer is my favorite part of gaming. I remember back when all me and my friends had was Medal of Honor: European Assault for the Gamecube, an incredibly broken and unbalanced game that we still managed to have fun with.
If by real challenge, they mean 12 year olds who spend every waking moment prestiging and glitch hunting, time that should be spent doing homework or riding bikes or at least playing the game with THEIR REAL FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE. The ones who are SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THEM AND CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE IF THEY GET SICK OF THEIR BULLSHIT.
In actuality, local multiplayer is my favorite part of gaming. I remember back when all me and my friends had was Medal of Honor: European Assault for the Gamecube, an incredibly broken and unbalanced game that we still managed to have fun with.
By that logic, the minority represents the majority. I hate when people use logic like that to dictate who plays certain consoles. I find it funny how you say that you say that you disagree with the idea of only real gamers playing a certain console, then in the same post compare the people who use the other as inferior.Julianking93 said:
*Sniff* Words hurt......Julianking93 said:
Just Kidding. I tend to avoid those games. Halo I play sometime, but GOD. There is one guy who you want dead. EVERY TIME.
Oh yes, topic.
"Real Gamers Never have sex because they have to game."
And, you know, people who like playing games on a game system. You know, what games were made to go on.Julianking93 said:
OK, now that I have defended my console of choices' honour, I shall go back on topic!
I've heard that "real" gamers play Modern Warfare. And ONLY Modern Warfare.
And I have heard the same about World of Warcraft.
One comment came from a buddy of mine who happens to really enjoy the COD franchise, another came from a particularly disliked individual who has over 2 years of play time.
Literally. He has been playing WOW for 5 years, and has over 2 years of play time. As in, TWO YEARS in front of the computer, and doing nothing else.
*Cough* Loser *Cough*