Stupidest thing you've heard someone say a 'real gamer' does.

[thrubeingcool13]

'What's a Nintendo 64?'

my 10 year old neighboor thinks pokemon started with diamond & pearl.

You mean there weren't always 1,000,000 Pokemon?

 

[Blindfirekiller]

Probably get pregnant as a teen. Way to go, chinese social research teams.

edit....OK REAL gamers. Having a microwave next to your rig, to avoid losing gaming time to eating.

Real gamers set up in the bathroom on the toilet to avoid losing gaming time to take a dump while eating a burrito from there microwave that's next to there rig...

lol they should just dip the burrito in grease and throw it in the toilet. Cut out the middle man.

as for "Real Gamers"

"Real Gamers never used cheats" I go through the game once without, then once I have beaten it I use cheats like non other to make the game more enjoyable and thats the reason gamers play games. for fun. If all you care about is competition you are an incredibly huge prick. I use cheats like infinite ammo, or the DK mode in Golden eye for example simply to make the game more fun (DK mode) or get the challenge out of the way (ammo)...

and

This is a personal
"Real Halo players arent dumb enough to touch vehicles on sand traps if there are rocket launchers." This was over heard during a game with a bunch of guys at my college. I made 13 splatter kills out of the 50 kill limit for my team using a chopper! And then 5 more on a warthog.

"real gamers know how to smack talk" ..... well so do the Irish but everybody just gives us remarks about being drunks....

I AGREE with the cheats, great for a muck about - nothing else=P

Real halo players willl know the series ended at Halo2, and will regret ever picking up halo 3. I don't regret picking it up because you can't get halo2 for the 360 with live capabilities-_-

I'm irish=D not all of us are drunks (I may be 14 but tomorrow is gonna be the best house party ever-_-)

 

[Xanadeas]

Real gamers played the NES and had their dads help beat Bowser. D< At least... that's how it was for me growing up. I'd always struggle towards the end levels of Mario Bros. and always got my dad to beat it for me. Does that make me less of a "real gamer"?

 

[Kurokami]

Real gamers 100% every game they get...

actually technically that's possibly the definition of the most Hardcore of the Hardcore gamers... Gamers who can actually stand playing certain games, and 100% despite their personal tastes...

No, I think that's one of the features of the most self-disciplined boring person, and possibly an introduction towards becoming a serial killer.

 

[gim73]

I wish I could say 'what is a Nintendo 64', it would have made the late nineties alot less painful if I would have just ignored the system and went strait to playstation.

okay... real gamers say:

'genesis does... you can't do that on nintendo!'

'Dude, any Mega-man that is not a number doesn't really count, and X is not for 10'

' 2D castlevania games pwn the crap out of 3D ones!'

'I hate all the morons that make their top 20 games lists and ignore any game more than 2 years old'

'Square hasn't made a good FF game since FF7!'

'No way! FF7 is ass, FF6 is pure WIN!'

'I refuse to play rpgs on handheld systems because I'm going blind trying to read all this text!'

or something like that

 

[hazabaza1]

Real gamers don't play games with cover systems!

What's a cover system? o_0
It might be a stupid question, but I've never heard that phrase before.

You know, the whole Gears of War stuff. Press a button, hide behind a wall, pop out and shoot.
It was also in Mass Effect, and GTA4. Lots of other games as well.

 

[orangebandguy]

'Pros only play Sniper in TF2, Medic is for noob teams.'


I SHIT YOU NOT.

He actually said that. In response to losing a game with a medic on the other team.

 

[Flutterbrave]

"Real gamers are good at every type of game"

This was coming from a guy who thought that when I referred to an RPG, in a conversation about gaming, I was talking about a Rocket propelled grenade. I shit you not.

 

[Mockingjay]

'A real gamer will have food encrusted into his/her controller/keyboard...'
Wait... Ewww xD

...that rings true...for me. try not think of my dirty keyboard.

same, doritos are murder for the poor little keys

 

[Eliam_Dar]

"The Sims is a great RTS"

No, Seriously, I heard that

 

[Hiphophippo]

' 2D castlevania games pwn the crap out of 3D ones!'

that's not a joke, that's the lord's truth.

 

[The Atomic Irishman]

-Real gamers only play WoW

This prompted a brief, yet very disturbingly powerful brute force smack int he back of the head.

 

[DoctorObviously]

Real gamers play games

QFT

 

[Trucken]

"That's crap, we should have all the games first."

Some american who was upset that he had to wait 4 months longer than europeans for FlatOut: Ultimate Carnage. Never mind the fact that it was made by a developer in Finland (Bugbear Entertainment), he still felt that every game in the world should be released in the US first.

And yes, he was dead serious.

 

[TPiddy]

"Only real gamers play PC"

Fuck you.

"360 is for elite players"

No it isn't. Its mainly played by stupid frat boys who are oblivious to any other games but Halo and Gears.

Wow... that's quite insulting and flaming to 360 owners everywhere.... thank you for generalizing me like that