Stupidest thing you've said?

[MarcusD357]

oh, just thought of another...

this was not but a month ao when my family and i were on the plane to our italian based holiday. i asked my dad what language italians spoke.

 

[Aardvark]

"Do they have pubs out there?"

Considering this is in Australia, where towns have grown around pubs that have been built in the middle of nowhere...

 

[TrailerDrake]

The other day on my stream, I pulled out Red Steel for the Wii and I said "It can't be that bad." I was greatly mistaken...

 

[Zuifan]

Actually, Disc can be spelled either Disc or Disk. check out Dictionary dot com, it actually shows it.

As for my stupidest thing ever said, it was actually more for shits and giggles than actual stupidity.

'I am not stupid, I am being stupid for entertainment purposes'

- Adolf Hitler in 'Your Mom'

 

[delet]

It's not of me, but it's still quite hilarious when stupidity is involved.

My teacher in 8th grade had just finished telling us a Dumb Blonde joke. Don't know what it was, but that doesn't matter. Once he finishes, a girl next to me, also blonde, raises her hand and says: "I don't get it..."

We all laughed at that. She still didn't get it. (The joke, and why we were laughing after words.)

 

[cheese_wizington]

When I was young I used to talk to my balls, and I asked them where babies came from.

_>

 

[Jurassic Rob]

Stoned and talking about my gf's cat catching birds. I said she's bring in a salmon next, gf replies where would she get a salmon, I said duh the trees!

 

[Manwithahat]

I remember once stating that "The Russians never made any good guns".

 

[Lukeje]

Actually, Disc can be spelled either Disc or Disk. check out Dictionary dot com, it actually shows it.

'Disk' is technically an abbreviation of 'diskette', but you are correct. Both are usually acceptable.

 

[dsau]

i may be the winner here....

i was talking to a girl i kinda liked, and we discussed our sleeping disorders, and the topic came up.

i cant believe im doing this and telling you all about it word for word but whatever, here it goes.

girl:i think i found a cure to my sleep problems
me: o really? what is it?
girl: a nightcap
me: whoa, your hair bothered you that much?

FML. Epic Fail. and even worse, ALL my friends heard about that one....

 

[KaiRai]

I was sort of drunk and I told my best friend that she looks REALLY rough in the mornings.

She didn't talk to me for a week.

I can top that one! I was incredibly drunk and told one of my best friends that if she wanted a proper boyfriend she should stop being such a slut.

Didn't talk to me for nearly a month.

I hate me when I'm drunk....

Ouch. you win indeed....

 

[cainx10a]

Most of the things I say when I am angry are pretty stupid. They tend to be devoid of rational thinking. 'Hulk-speek'.

 

[Dahni]

this happened when I was 10.

me: "gran, are we going for a walk?"
my gran: "Yes, indeed we are."
me: "are we walking?"

 

[ae86gamer]

"What seems to be the seems to be the officer problem?" I said this when I got pulled over the first time.

 

[megatron2.0]

When I was young I used to talk to my balls, and I asked them where babies came from.

_>

hahahah!

 

[quiet_samurai]

i may be the winner here....

i was talking to a girl i kinda liked, and we discussed our sleeping disorders, and the topic came up.

i cant believe im doing this and telling you all about it word for word but whatever, here it goes.

girl:i think i found a cure to my sleep problems
me: o really? what is it?
girl: a nightcap
me: whoa, your hair bothered you that much?

FML. Epic Fail. and even worse, ALL my friends heard about that one....

Dude, that's actually pretty hilarious. You should have ran with it and asked her what kind of material it's made out of. She probably would have thought it was cute... so could have used that to your advantage. I;m actually going to remember that and use it if the chance ever comes up.