Stupidest/Weirdest Thing you have ever heard anyone say.

[theironbat46]

So, one day in 6th grade, I'm sitting in history class. Girl sits next to, she's not the brightest everyone knows that, but right in the middle of the teacher discussing The Boston Tea Party she asks "Is Any of This Real?" I laughed so hard,but part of me died inside knowing someone would say that, in history class. So, any of you guys have a story?

 

[Pimppeter2]

France is cool

 

[Omikron009]

My sister once told us about a little kitchen appliance that her friend had called a "butter girl." It looked like a small ceramic girl, and you put butter in its ass and the butter came out of its mouth onto your corn or whatever. My other sister then asked "is it a real person?"

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

A friend was talking and said:

"Do you know they can make solid water"

 

[grimsprice]

"What a shitty piece of shit"

My mom, when she was trying to use a screw driver. lol.

 

[Dark Knifer]

"Do you shave your pubes?"
Seriosly, what kind of question is that?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A few seconds ago, while looking at the recent posts, I saw one asking what you would make if you could make a new internet meme ... or ... something to that effect ...

Anyway: I thought to myself "What the hell is a meme?" I honestly have no idea what it is even though I hear the term often online. Yes: I know I could probably just wiki it.

I don't really have any stories about other people being stupid but ... I stopped paying attention to people long ago ...

 

[thrubeingcool13]

France is cool

Someone actually said that?

 

[geldonyetich]

Just hang around a reasonably popular forum for 5 minutes, you'll see one or the other soon enough.

 

[CouchCommando]

Only white people are racist.

 

[Gamegod652]

Left 4 Dead 2 is racist.

 

[FranzTyphid]

oh there is many
"do you think i could pretend to be gay so girls would let me watch them get undressed?"
"do you think bears have periods?"
i'll set the scene, its primary school year 3 a really fat girl sitting wit her head in hear arms while we're all reading quietly and she sits up and says rather loudly
"i want a fucking big mac!"
lol-age

 

[EOTD]

I'm not racist, but.......

 

[captainkrunch]

A friend was talking and said:

"Do you know they can make solid water"

would that be ice perchance?

 

[Levitas1234]

"MILD means extra spicy dumbass thats why its hotter!"
"tin foil look at the name you tard TIN FOIL why would there be aluminum in it"
yeah i know some stupid people

 

[Aesir23]

"What was the Great Depression?"

I facepalmed right then and there. This was a university entry level History class!

 

[Beartrucci]

France is cool

I feel like such a noob for asking, but what exactly is it with you and France? Out of all the threads I have seen you post on recently, majority of your posts included something about invading France or a joke about France.

Could you please explain?

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

"It's not racism, like. I'm not a racist. I just... you know. The way they came here, took our women and our jobs..."
-An old childhood friend of mine, talking about the polish.

Suffice to say, I smacked him over the head the next time I saw him. And then berated him severely.
We were talking over the phone at the time, you see.

 

[Spinozaad]

Oh, so many things. To name a few:
"Israel is the Evil Power, oppressing those poor, innocent Palestinian people!"
"The Palestinians are evil fucking terrorists who kill innocent Jews. They're fucking anti-semites."

And one of the best ones, although I doubt most people would get it.
An Arab boy down the street once said to me: "Yeah, I admit I'm an anti-semite."

This made me giggle.