Stupidest/Weirdest Thing you have ever heard anyone say.

[theironbat46]

"I can't find the fucking vagina!"

Shouted out loud by a girl in my class.

That, was very disturbing. Were you in Sex E.D or did she just shout that?

 

[Tattaglia]

"Do they have McDonalds in America too?"
"Where does wool come from?" - especially retarded, considering sheep are nearly plentiful enough here to be our superiors.

Both said by the same person. I believe she died from an excess of stupid.

 

[leonnasagawa]

Lol my friend once said to a girl friend of mine in conversation: "I don't mean to sound sexist but I'm sexist".

 

[bew11]

Th' govment stoled ma pamfs!

 

[Ninonybox_v1legacy]

Me and my buddys (2 girls 1 guy) wher talking about dirty stuff when out of the blue my rivel (yes i had a rivel....a stupid one but a rivel non the less) comes up to our table and says "yeah one time i was humping my bed and my mom came in and saw me and i saw her, but i just kept doing it in front of her" he left us and we where left in shock unknowing wether to lol or cry.

 

[Kajt]

"I can't find the fucking vagina!"

Shouted out loud by a girl in my class.

That, was very disturbing. Were you in Sex E.D or did she just shout that?

It was right after Sex Ed. if I remember right.

 

[The AI]

"How do you turn on this flashlight?"

My friend's mom while holding a flash drive.

 

[RenonUthZhakrin]

I kid you not, my coworker looked at me the other day and with every seriousness asked "No really... how do they get chocolate into chocolate milk?"

 

[EverDeadFred]

Being a South African resident, im often asked if i live in a mud hut and if thiere are any deadly animals living with him. a chick on facebook once asked "how do you get to shcool with all thoes tigers around"

 

[InsomniJack]

A friend once said that she had heard someone in front of her at Walmart talking on his cell phone. She didn't really want to get in on the conversation, but then that was deemed impossible as soon as he yelled: "NO SON! How many times do I have to tell you? The pink hippos go in the oven and the orange sneakers in the microwave. And if you burn them, Edward Cullen will come and eat all the heads off your barbies."

 

[EverDeadFred]

A friend once said that she had heard someone in front of her at Walmart talking on his cell phone. She didn't really want to get in on the conversation, but then that was deemed impossible as soon as he yelled: "NO SON! How many times do I have to tell you? The pink hippos go in the oven and the orange sneakers in the microwave. And if you burn them, Edward Cullen will come and eat all the heads off your barbies."

hahaha...that's so disturbing..