Stupidly long titles.

[Jobz]

Fall Out Boy Tracks:

1)I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me
2)I'm Like A Lawyer The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off
3)I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears And None On My Fingers
4)I've Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song)
5)Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows)
6)Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

Those are just unnecessarily long.

 

[internutt]

Any YuGiOh game ever made. That series had some stupidly long titles on its games.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

pink floyd - "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict"

the orb - A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld (Live Mix Mk 10)

i know there are more but those are two good ones

 

[Good morning blues]

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

alternatively, the titles of some Red Sparowes songs are pretty great. Here are the first four songs on the album "Every Red Heart Shines Toward the Red Sun":

1. The Great Leap Forward Poured Down Upon Us One Day Like a Mighty Storm, Suddenly and Furiously Blinding our Senses
2. We Stood Transfixed in Blank Devotion as Our Leaders Spoke to Us, Looking Down Upon Our Mute Faces With a Great, Raging and Unseeing Eye
3. Like the Howling Glory of the Darkest Winds, This Voice Was Thunderous And The Words Holy, Tangling Their Way Around Our Hearts and Clutching Our Innocent Awe
4. A Message of Avarice Rained Down and Carried Us Away Into False Dreams of Endless Riches

That last one is the shortest title on the CD; there are eight tracks total. I guess the names are pretty fitting, since the songs are all 10-15 minutes long.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Lord of the rings: The battle for middle earth: the rise of the witch king :something something something

 

[GloatingSwine]

"The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll Flanders, Etc. Who Was Born In Newgate, and During a Life of Continu'd Variety For Threescore Years, Besides Her Childhood, Was Twelve Year a Whore, Five Times a Wife [Whereof Once To Her Own Brother], Twelve Year a Thief, Eight Year a Transported Felon In Virginia, At Last Grew Rich, Liv'd Honest, and Died a Penitent. Written from her own Memorandums."

 

[Alan Au]

Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II: Mysteries of the Sith
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri: Alien Crossfire, a Brian Reynolds Design

- Alan

 

[Gotham Soul]

Dynasty Warriors 4 Extreme Legends.

 

[jim_doki]

I think there was a song by Snake River Conspircy (please correct if im wrong because i want this song) called Unsuccessfully Coping with the Beauty of Infidelity.

the lyrics basically consist:
"I know your fucking someone else"
"he knows your fucking someone else"

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Most every Sufjan Stevens song has an unbelievably long title.

Examples:
"The Vivian Girls Are Visited In The Night By Saint Dargarius And His Squadron Of Benevolent Butterflies"
"To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves an Inner Tube, Bath Mats, and 21 Able-bodied Men"

And the real killer:
"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself In the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience But You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives...'"

Those are for one song each, songs which often have less words in them than the titles do!

 

[jim_doki]

WHEN THE PAWN hits the conflicts he thinks like a king
What he knows throws the blows when he goes to the fight
And he'll win the whole thing before he enters the ring
There's no body to batter when your mind is your might
So when you go solo, you hold your own hand
And remember that depth is the greatest of heights
And if you know where you stand, then you know where to land
And if you fall it won't matter, cuz you'll know that you're right


by fiona apple

 

[Ratface]

"Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?"
(obscure 1960s film, once described as the most self-indulgent motion picture of all time)

 

[DiamondJim]

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Not necessarily a title, but to any true Monty Python fans, it will make sense.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

I think there was a song by Snake River Conspircy (please correct if im wrong because i want this song) called Unsuccessfully Coping with the Beauty of Infidelity.

the song is by Type O Negative

there is also My life with the Thrill Kill Kult and The Justified Ancients of Mu Mu

 

[The Iron Ninja]

There's a hill about (checks map) 200 kilometres (124 miles) North-East of where I live called Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Spoiler: a picture, click on it so I don't feel like I wasted five minutes

[http://imageshack.us]

This is a Maori word which translated into English means "the place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as 'landeater,' played his flute to his loved one."
It's one of the longest place names in the world (supposedly there is a place in Thailand which has a longer name, and a place in wales with a similarly long one.)

 

[Shirahime]

The latest comedic offering from Peter Kay, which is gonna be on Channel 4 sometime in October.


"Britain's Got The Pop Factor ... And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice"

 

[rottenbutter]

Aqua-Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters for DVD

I love this title.

 

[Lord Krunk]

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

That, and...

The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello

 

[Juzari]

South Park - The Return of The Fellowship of The Ring to The Two Towers

It's quite a sweet episode by the way

 

[Unknower]

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford.

I've never hated a name so much.