Sugar=Mutations?

[Panzer_God]

We're doomed. http://health.yahoo.com/experts/weightloss/6361/bad-eating-habits-can-alter-your-dna/ I personally believe that this entire thing is a hoax to make us eat less junk-food. Either that or my kids will have a third arm.

 

[T-Bone24]

So what? You can't eat sugar anymore? That's impossible, it's necessary.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Holy shit.

I'm gonna start eating a LOT more sugar.

 

[El Poncho]

I think I have an idea... but first I should make my costume and some nifty catchphrases.

 

[Panzer_God]

Holy shit.

I'm gonna start eating a LOT more sugar.

Oh your poor future children

I think I have an idea... but first I should make my costume and some nifty catchphrases.

I don't even want to know do I?

So what? You can't eat sugar anymore? That's impossible, it's necessary.

No you can eat sugar it will just mutate you and your children.

 

[Kalas92]

So that explains the tail.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

So that explains the tail.

You have a TAIL?!

Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!

 

[Pimppeter2]

Finally, we are beginning to evolve!

haha

 

[Panzer_God]

So that explains the tail.

You have a TAIL?!

Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!

Oh sweet, I'll get the twizzlers, you bring the Mountian Dew.

Finally, we are beginning to evolve!

haha

Sounds like fun, but when your facial fetures start rearranging remember what the study showed you.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Oh sweet, I'll get the twizzlers, you bring the Mountian Dew..

But Mountain Dew makes you infertile!

 

[Xyphon]

If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-

 

[iblis666]

So that explains the tail.

You have a TAIL?!

Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!

i know right tails are so hawt ive started looking into some way to activate the tail gene in humans maybe through some easily spread gas or something

bwa ha ha ha!!(maniacal laugh)

 

[Panzer_God]

Oh sweet, I'll get the twizzlers, you bring the Mountian Dew..

But Mountain Dew makes you infertile!

So do mutations, don't you watch tv.

If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-

What, you mean you don't?!?!?!?! I thought that was normal

 

[walls of cetepedes]

So do mutations, don't you watch tv?

No. >_>

 

[Panzer_God]

So do mutations, don't you watch tv?

No. >_>

Oh. well. Loser. Tv tells you all kinds of made-up facts about everything.

 

[KaiRai]

Damnit, it couldn't have given us three mile island syndrome and made us start sprouting extra arms!?
I was SO hoping for a Sugar version of Apocalypse lane.... D':

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Oh. well. Loser. Tv tells you all kinds of made-up facts about everything.

But I'm not American. I don't believe that stuff.

 

[Pielikey]

Well that explains why one foot is smaller than the other.. Two.

I'm sorry but it seems like everything will give you something.
TV gives you cancer, Candy gives you mutations, Sitting gives you STDs etc etc

Besides, everyone knows Mutations give you super powers.

 

[Panzer_God]

Oh. well. Loser. Tv tells you all kinds of made-up facts about everything.

But I'm not American. I don't believe that stuff.

Neither do Americans, we just pretend to because it'd be hilarious if they were real.

Damnit, it couldn't have given us three mile island syndrome and made us start sprouting extra arms!?
I was SO hoping for a Sugar version of Apocalypse lane.... D':

Yeah well why don't you take streaking in Chernobyl. You'll get lots of lovely mutations that way.

Well that explains why one foot is smaller than the other.. Two.

I'm sorry but it seems like everything will give you something.
TV gives you cancer, Candy gives you mutations, Sitting gives you STDs etc etc

Besides, everyone knows Mutations give you super powers.

Or a very painful death.