Sugar=Mutations?

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somekindarobot

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Pff. That article is so bullshit. A mutation is when the DNA itself is altered, but from what the study said, sugar merely affects gene expression, not the genes themselves, so it's not a mutation and your DNA remains unaltered.
 

Froobyx

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Oh so I'm prone to diabetes because I eat a load of chocolate because the sugar is now mutating my DNA... WTH Science.

It didn't say natural or artificial sugars though :/ so does that mean we can't eat fruit now like we're supposed to because we'll mutate ourselves.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Fat Man Spoon said:
Kalas92 said:
So that explains the tail.
You have a TAIL?!

Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!
That's not the half of it. If you can eat fifteen pounds of chocolate and live, you have a slight chance of becoming an actual furry.

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*ring* Hello, Hershey? I want to place a bulk order.
 

Panzer_God

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Michael_McCloud said:
Fat Man Spoon said:
Kalas92 said:
So that explains the tail.
You have a TAIL?!

Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!
That's not the half of it. If you can eat fifteen pounds of chocolate and live, you have a slight chance of becoming an actual furry.

...

*ring* Hello, Hershey? I want to place a bulk order.
Um shoot. I've had like seventy pounds of chocolate in the last ten minutes, maybe I'll become a tiger.
 

Arrers

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It either changes you very little or it's complete hokum. To be honest, I think if this was true everyone in the westrn world would be some hiseouse mutant by now.
 

Supreme Unleaded

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Xyphon said:
If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-
I'd do anything for three extra penises, okay, now where are the sugar packes.

*runs off to find sugar packet*

HAHA, *continues to rip open and eat 25 packets of sugar*.

HOLY SHIT, I GREW AN EXTRA ARM, YEAH.
 

Lenny Magic

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Was I the only one to suddenly think the of the movie Dune when I read this?

"the Spice must flow!"
 

Arkhangelsk

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I'm then surprised I haven't got a third head or grown a second set of genitalia after the first one getting sterilized. And even if that hasn't happened yet, I'm still taking the risk. It's just so good. I looooove chocolate.
 

Smack-Ferret

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Yay! Drinking Mountain Dew lowers my sperm count and turns my children into Super Mutant Behemoths!
 

Arkhangelsk

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Supreme Unleaded said:
Xyphon said:
If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-
I'd do anything for three extra penises, okay, now where are the sugar packes.

*runs off to find sugar packet*

HAHA, *continues to rip open and eat 25 packets of sugar*.

HOLY SHIT, I GREW AN EXTRA ARM, YEAH.
All you need then is a triple-cunted hooker. (Daily Yahtzee quote, check)
 

SnootyEnglishman

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So i'm really to belive i can mutate from eating Butterfingers and Reese's. If it is true then sign me up i'll be glad to grow extra things or gain cool powers to fight my enemies
 

Rawker

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Pielikey said:
Well that explains why one foot is smaller than the other.. Two.

I'm sorry but it seems like everything will give you something.
TV gives you cancer, Candy gives you mutations, Sitting gives you STDs etc etc

Besides, everyone knows Mutations give you super powers.
allegedly, eating bacon gives you cancer. thats were i stepped in and said screw this stupid thing called "logic" and "science."
 

Godavari

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I call total BS. How the hell does sugar mutate genes? It might interfere with enzyme production, but certainly not actual mutations. As far as I know, mutations can only occur during birth and exposure to radiation.
Just because you get diabetes from eating sugar doesn't mean you're a mutant.
 

lostclause

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This is an awful piece of journalism. We know what you eat affects what your dna does. If you drink a lot of water, your ability to uptake water diminishes, if you starve yourself you begin to break down your muscle cells. I don't see why it should be different with sugar. We've known this for a long time, that poor eating habits can cause diabetes, why do we care about this piece of rubbish?
I'm not sure what's worse, that someone wrote this or that the majority of people have found this helpful.
 

Godavari

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But Mountain Dew makes you infertile!
Don't even joke about that man. If it were true I would happily choke down 2L a day.
Quoted For Truth. Hooray for plenty of f**king without the fear of getting a little brat to spend $200,000 on!