That's not the half of it. If you can eat fifteen pounds of chocolate and live, you have a slight chance of becoming an actual furry.Fat Man Spoon said:You have a TAIL?!Kalas92 said:So that explains the tail.
Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!
Correct answer.Panzer_God said:Neither do Americans, we just pretend to because it'd be hilarious if they were real.
Um shoot. I've had like seventy pounds of chocolate in the last ten minutes, maybe I'll become a tiger.Michael_McCloud said:That's not the half of it. If you can eat fifteen pounds of chocolate and live, you have a slight chance of becoming an actual furry.Fat Man Spoon said:You have a TAIL?!Kalas92 said:So that explains the tail.
Must. Eat. MORE SUGAR!
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*ring* Hello, Hershey? I want to place a bulk order.
I'd do anything for three extra penises, okay, now where are the sugar packes.Xyphon said:If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-
All you need then is a triple-cunted hooker. (Daily Yahtzee quote, check)Supreme Unleaded said:I'd do anything for three extra penises, okay, now where are the sugar packes.Xyphon said:If this was true, I would have 20 extra arms, 10 extra legs and 3 extra penises by now. -.-
*runs off to find sugar packet*
HAHA, *continues to rip open and eat 25 packets of sugar*.
HOLY SHIT, I GREW AN EXTRA ARM, YEAH.
allegedly, eating bacon gives you cancer. thats were i stepped in and said screw this stupid thing called "logic" and "science."Pielikey said:Well that explains why one foot is smaller than the other.. Two.
I'm sorry but it seems like everything will give you something.
TV gives you cancer, Candy gives you mutations, Sitting gives you STDs etc etc
Besides, everyone knows Mutations give you super powers.
Quoted For Truth. Hooray for plenty of f**king without the fear of getting a little brat to spend $200,000 on!Don't even joke about that man. If it were true I would happily choke down 2L a day.But Mountain Dew makes you infertile!