Suggest me a costume.

[similar.squirrel]

So. It's that time of year again [Hallowe'en, for the woodlousey among you], but this year, I have plans to go out. Which means I need a costume. But, as I'm loath to spend the money I don't have, I'm going to have to make do with whatever I can find at home.
So far, I've thought of my bowler hat, some make-up and my Hieronymous Bosch [Last Judgement] t-shirt.
Would a zombified cabaret Surrealist be too pretentious?Any other suggestions?

 

[USSR]

A pony!!!

Just do it for the reactions.
Now -.-

 

[Mr_spamamam]

Go as the Priest from Braindead. Then you can wander round dressed as a priest and mumble things like "I kick arse for the Lord"

 

[Aqualung]

Yo, I'm really happy for you and all, but being a cactus would be the greatest Halloween costume of all time. ALL TIME.

[sub]For some reason, no one will take my suggestion..[/sub]

 

[Audemas]

Dress up as a Ghostbuster that's what I'd do.

 

[ryai458]

go as yourself and if people ask you what your going as say "not an idiot who dresses up as a moron for halloween"

 

[Vkmies]

go drag... Drag queens are always fucking hilarious. Especially when they are drunk.

 

[AdhesiveTape]

Be a comet! Just tape streamers to your arms and run around orbiting people.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Go as Dr. Manhattan. Paint yourself blue and go naked. Priceless.

 

[Mcdouchedeluxplus]

supervillian

 

[Aunel]

make a slipknot mask, and get a lot of fans following you,
then go to a high school, and when somebody asks "nice zombie outfit", you get all your fans to punch 'em

yes that is evil actually, thanks for asking.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Bear in mind that I can only use clothes lying around the house. And whatever I can sellotape to myself or something.

And..I just realized that I have a set of fake moustaches.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

A geek.

 

[Knight Templar]

A ghost?

I'm not really into Halloween so I don't know what would make a good/pratical costume. Odd considering I have a Jack of Blades mask.

 

[Abedeus]

Go as a headcrab zombie.

 

[Good morning blues]

go as yourself and if people ask you what your going as say "not an idiot who dresses up as a moron for halloween"

I bet you're great at parties.

OP: post a photo of yourself so we can give you appropriate suggestions, or tell us what your face looks like. Most of the suggestions are going to revolve around that.

Alternatively, cut two holes in a white sheet and go as a ghost. That's hilarious.

 

[Wintermoot]

Rick Astley and Rick Roll everybody you encounter

 

[meisterdreister]

I'd suggest Ronald McDonald. There is something about him that gives me the creeps. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5o9ovFygc&feature=related dunno
(does someone know where to get a ronaldo-desu costume? or something that looks alike. I would really appreciate that^^)