Suggest me something funny

[messy]

Next weekend (22nd and 23rd) I will be attending the V(irgin) festival. At said festival there are two massive screens which people can text messages to, and they are displayed on said screens and visible to the large majority of the festival goers.

So what I ask you, Good people of the escapist; Do you have anything good I can text into said screens, what message do you want seen by around 100,000 people and possibly TV audiences. I imagine there's some screening process so keep them clean. I have enough credit to text in a fair few things (also I have a virgin mobile phone so it may even be free to text)

Here's the line up incase you want me to text anything band related http://www.vfestival.com/lineup

 

[Armored Prayer]

"The Cake is a Lie!"

I'd like to see the crowd's reaction to that.

Edit: I got another one... "For the Horde!"

 

[Kris015]

A Wild Abra Appears!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I just wrote on a wall! Take that society!

Or text the lyrics to 'Never Gonna Give you up' by Rick Astley and see if you can get the crowd to sing along.

 

[Kris015]

How about: I CAST FLARE!

 

[spike0918]

Look up!
Or something like that, you should send an order to see how many people do it. You could text a question to see if people text the board to answer it, I'm sure those are the things people think of first when they see this thread so I'm not being too useful. But it would be interesting to see

 

[Pandalisk]

"Im a Fucking Engineer"
Issac Clarke

 

[messy]

How about: I CAST FLARE!

I do like that one (all the others have been great suggestions) but something like that might even make it to the escapist news room which would be pretty sweet

 

[Shadow Law]

"I'm right behind you"

 

[Deleted]

"Everybody look at this wall!"
"Trainer Messy would like to battle!"
And go from there.

 

[Energylegzz]

Look out below! you know some one is gonna look up and expect some thing

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

"ben yahtzees in your mums knickers"
if it has to be "nice"
"enter text here" is always a classic

 

[TaborMallory]

"Raise your hand if you like women."

 

[Torque669]

Do both tv's show the same message then I suggest "The other TV is much nicer" and see how many people you can get looking between them.

Or this

A Wild Abra Appears!

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Next weekend (22nd and 23rd) I will be attending the V(irgin) festival. At said festival there are two massive screens which people can text messages to, and they are displayed on said screens and visible to the large majority of the festival goers.

So what I ask you, Good people of the escapist; Do you have anything good I can text into said screens, what message do you want seen by around 100,000 people and possibly TV audiences. I imagine there's some screening process so keep them clean. I have enough credit to text in a fair few things (also I have a virgin mobile phone so it may even be free to text)

Here's the line up incase you want me to text anything band related http://www.vfestival.com/lineup

whatever it is,try to take a picture of it and tell me when you do

 

[Insanum]

HELP! IM STUCK IN THE SCREEN CONTROL OFFICE!

 

[Kilaknux]

You just lost the game.
For people who are not internet savvy, Fat people are harder to kidnap.

 

[Aur0ra145]

"The Bird is the Word"

 

[diptochowdhury]

ill just give you a lot of quotes i know, if theres a dash it means that person originally thought of it. here goes:
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"War never determines who is right, only who is left" - Fallout 3

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

He who laughs last didn't get it

Instructions on a Rocket Launcher - Point away from self