Suggest me something funny

[Casual Shinji]

"A bomb will explode in 3...2...1..."

 

[messy]

SNIP

whatever it is,try to take a picture of it and tell me when you do

I shall do that, Now just to get a camera (and hope I'm not to drunk to take the picture)

Do both tv's show the same message then I suggest "The other TV is much nicer" and see how many people you can get looking between them.

Or this

A Wild Abra Appears!

Yeah they do, either that or something like "look at the other screen NOW!"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Broady Brio]

Behind you is women stripping for your pleasure.

See how people many turn for that.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

You should send in:

penis penis lol

I saw that graffitied on a wall once- and I nearly fell over laughing.

 

[Biek]

"gary was here, Ash is a loser"

"Ive been taken by robots, send help"

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

Who Watches the Watchmen?

Who the hell do you think I am?!

WASSUUUPPPP?

 

[XJ-0461]

HELP! IM STUCK IN THE SCREEN CONTROL OFFICE!

You should do this. It'll probably get quite a big laugh.

Or just steal a joke from somewhere.

 

[Johnnyallstar]

(Random Name) WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!?!?!


I KNOW WHERE THE BODY IS BURIED.

SOMEBODY FARTED.

FOR A GOOD TIME CALL (friends#) ASK FOR KEN.

 

[Asciotes]

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- Somerset Maugham

You could always use that.

 

[Kris015]

DON'T DRINK THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha that was a good one xD

 

[Ace of Spades]

War has changed, but war, war never changes.

 

[ioxles]

begin
print: "Hello World";
end

 

[Ochidi]

A Wild Abra Appears!

Hilarious!

 

[electric_warrior]

Testicles. That is all.

 

[King Pagey]

begin
print: "Hello World";
end

Was that blasphemy?

 

[jeiku]

Achievement: 5cr33n hx0r 10G

 

[Simon Hadow]

To find fellow internetters, type "YOU JUST LOST THE GAME." and see who groans or shouts "I just lost the game!"

This, I can't think of anything better than this.

 

[Monshroud]

Will the owner of a Red Honda please go to the parking lot, your lights are on.