Suggestions for dull game sequels

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Flatfrog

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As I often do on my bike in the morning, I found myself thinking about silly things. Today it was dull game sequels. Anyone else want to play?

Some to get you started:

Charted: Drake's Uneventful Caribbean Cruise
Sensible Taxi
XCom: Enemy Absent
Lego Groundhog Day
Guitar Hero: Megastars of Minimalism feat. Philip Glass, Steve Reich, John Adams
 

BathorysGraveland2

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Risen 2: Dark Waters. Risen 1 was fantastic (on PC anyway, I heard it had a poor console port) and stands alongside Gothic II as Piranha Bytes' finest work, then Risen 2 comes along and it's complete shit. I wanted to like it so much, hell I played it one and a half times. But nah, it's just too damn broke, and what does work is painfully average. The only decent thing about the game is the pirate aesthetic, which was neat, and the foliage looked nice when it wasn't popping in and out. The melee combat had some potential when you put some skills into it, but the problem with that is it takes hours to get the combat to that point, which is inexcusable. And unlike Gothic 3, I don't think the fanbase cares enough to even try fixing it up. Unfortunately, from what I've seen so far, it looks like Risen 3: Titan Lords is going to be just as bad, or only mildly improved. :(

That's the first and most strong example that came to my mind anyway. Oh, Shadowman 2. The first Shadowman was a fucking wicked action adventure with a great protagonist and a brilliant setting with a strong atmosphere. From what I've seen of the sequel, it was toned right down and made somewhat cartoony with lame mechanic. Damn shame such an awesome theme was killed so early.

EDIT: Oh wait a minute, this was a joke. I thought those titles looked unfamiliar. Disregard, then.
 

Albino Boo

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Hmm how about

Amnesia: the beige slope
HL3: the health safety conference
God of War: the accouncaty years.
 

woodaba

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Beige Souls
Gears of Middle Management
Small Effect
Buerecrats of the Old Republic
Planescape: Irriation
Dragon Age: Contains no Dragons
 

Keoul

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Batman: Arkham on a regular day
Mass Effect: Ore Aquisition
Assassins Creed: Raising Altair (Baby edition)
Left 4live
 

K12

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Grand Theft Tricycle

Watchhamsters

DayZZZZZZZZZZZ

Cattlefield

Company of Pacifists

Left 4 The Shops

Call of Duty: IED Detection

Saints Rowboats

Min Payne (starring Max's sister Minerva)

I think that since things like Viscera cleanup duty and Euro Truck simulator exist it's very difficult to parody this idea.
 

Ravesy

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The Walking Undead
Left 4 Bread: Bakery Simulator
Crysis 4: Who Sole my fried chicken
Fallout: Cornwall (or some other location that is out in the countryside where you live)
Tiddlywink Manager 2014
Europa Universalis 5: Still No idea how to spell our title?

Thats me done...
 

James Crook

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Just Cause: Rico Retiring
TOTAL WAR: French Countryside
Red Orchestra 3: Tchaikovsky's Greatest Works

I'm actually proud of that last one.
 

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Grand Theft Accountancy: Liberty City Finances
Tomb Raider Archaeological Edition
EVE Online: Flowcharts and Graphs
Door Locked Stanley Parable
Radiation Free Fallout
Premade Kerbal Spacecraft Flight
Real Life Simulator 2014
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Biogrounded
World in Peace
Dawn of Picnics
Kings BM
Max Paynekiller
 

TKhanman

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Medieval 3: Supreme Peace

It's 1480, you've conquered the known world and everyone is happy with your rule. Now what?
 

Shoggoth2588

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I think I can add a few things here:

Mario's Shopping Kart
Mario Finger-Paint
Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year of Hogwarts Education
The Simpson's Sit n' Hum
San Francisco Drive-Sensibly
Crusin' Suburbia
Quest-Quest: The Search for a Point
Quest-Quest II: Is anything good on TV yet?
Quest-Quest III: I wonder if they offer tours at the Sierra HQ
Streets of Indignant murmuring
Super Plaque Fighter 4 Turbo Tournament Edition
Warhammer 40K: Peacetime and, Treaties
Luigi's Mansion (is filthy, clean it up)
 

Goliath100

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Plenty of Heroes 3: No kind of Struggle
Metro: last Train of the day
Street Sweeper 2: Hyper turbo edition
Prince of Persia: Diplomat Within
Sleeping Dogs 2
 

LobsterFeng

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Keoul said:
Batman: Arkham on a regular day
It's like the intro sequence for the first game except instead of slowly walking the Joker to his cell you play as a prison guard going from cell to cell to deliver food or something.