Suggestions for hilariously terrible games (...or movies)
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Birdemic.
It has exploding eagles that attack a hot chick and a shitty actor.
It's so horribly done it makes the special effects in "The Birds" look like they were top of the line.
It has exploding eagles that attack a hot chick and a shitty actor.
It's so horribly done it makes the special effects in "The Birds" look like they were top of the line.
My brother and I got a pretty good laugh discussing Cowboys and Aliens after watching it in the theaters. We particularly enjoyed the end where 30 rode in, dozens died, and 30 rode out.
Nicolas Cage as Ghost Ride.... wait that actually exists... well there goes my idea for worst thing ever...
It was definitely intentional hilarity and the film was in no way shape or form 'bad'. Sam Raimi is a genius in my opinion and Drag me to Hell was my favourite film of 2009. One of the most entertaining experiences I've ever had at a cinema.drummond13 said:
If you really are masochists then watch the worst film of all time: Transformers 2.
That piece of shit is unbearable.
Also Bloodrayne 2 is really terrible (I swear they must have had a budget of 5 dollars) and Seed. Watch Seed for the completely hilarious hammer scene. Or fuck it all and just watch aload of Uwe Boll.
I can't think of any hilariously bad games off the top of my head besides that Vietnamese bootleg of Pokemon Crystal, but for bad movies (not done by MST3K), I have quite a few, but here are some that come to mind off the top of my head:
- Battlefield Earth [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ola4qkJ78] //Bad sci-fi.
- Super Mario Brothers: The Movie [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c] //Bad video game movie.
- 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MEdNkvA_zw] //Bad 90s kids movie.
- Double Team [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HJxWXvTXo] //Bad 90s action movie (with Dennis Rodman)
- Wing Commander [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAxG4u_rqug] //Another bad video game movie (directed by the creator of the games, even).
- Laser Mission [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEoyNi5I9w] //Bad late 80s action movie.
- Johnny Mnemonic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmKLzmPMso] //Bad cyberpunk (with Keanu Reeves).
- Garzey's Wing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWru5o07j_I] //Bad fantasy anime (directed by the creator of Gundam, no less)
- M.D. Geist [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96bWAh_cr3w] //Bad direct to video anime.
- Birdemic: Shock and Terror [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAgLFD1xAIM] //Bad thriller.
- Battlefield Earth [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9ola4qkJ78] //Bad sci-fi.
- Super Mario Brothers: The Movie [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtMZKYnLg5c] //Bad video game movie.
- 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MEdNkvA_zw] //Bad 90s kids movie.
- Double Team [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2HJxWXvTXo] //Bad 90s action movie (with Dennis Rodman)
- Wing Commander [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAxG4u_rqug] //Another bad video game movie (directed by the creator of the games, even).
- Laser Mission [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdEoyNi5I9w] //Bad late 80s action movie.
- Johnny Mnemonic [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJmKLzmPMso] //Bad cyberpunk (with Keanu Reeves).
- Garzey's Wing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWru5o07j_I] //Bad fantasy anime (directed by the creator of Gundam, no less)
- M.D. Geist [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96bWAh_cr3w] //Bad direct to video anime.
- Birdemic: Shock and Terror [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAgLFD1xAIM] //Bad thriller.
Anybody else see Birdemic: Shock and Terror? Haven't finished it yet, but I think it's about an high-functioning autistic man and his blue car..
Okay, I think I've got some shit nobody ever dared to "recommend" to you, but here they are.
SNIPER (Snajper - not sure about this, but I think it's the original title of this polish game made by City Interactive) is a cult hit in Hungary due to one video reviewer, but the game really fucking deserves its fame worldwide. It's one of the best worst games I've played since STREETS OF SIM CITY (should try that too, though without any patches it's just plain unplayable). For a start, the first guy you meet is under a bridge thingy, with an umbrella open. Every time you start a new game. Here:
COUNTRY JUSTICE is a ripoff of a similar redneck shooter, probably Redneck Rampage or some trash like that. Apparently, it's trying to rip off Postal 2 as well, alongside with the first Half Life. Just listen to the plot and try to resist not looking it up: You're a guy who is sent out by his wife, to get his stolen goat back (Daisy) in a zombie apocalypse. The goat is held by a mad scientist from Half Life, and once you actually rescue it, it will take a seat... in your car... what the fuck..... Anyway, this one is a game you Want to play, that's for granted.
WOLFSCHANZE actually got a newer sequel that looks rather sweet, but dont let that fool you, as in the first game you'll meet an Adolf Hitler speaking english with a french (?) accent, and you can put boxes on top of his head that will float there forever. The game is about the secret assassination of Hitler and it's as hilarious as it can get. Once later in the game you can put an oildrum on one of your friendlies' head the same fashion as with Hitler, and he will start slowly diving into the ground, like in a swamp. Pure gold. Just look at those crates, waiting for you to humiliate the Führer with them... You want it!
Some failporn games might ease your interest (and kill it too), like LULA 3D in which many people have sex with their genitals not even remotely close to each other, and you shoot your little dog with a catapult to... oh how the fuck should I know what you shoot him for, it's fun as he explodes into a bloody pulp. Anther great gem is DICK SUCKS: TERROR IN TITFIELD which is a 2D sidescroller, where you play as a penis avoiding huge pairs of jugs. Should you get "into" them, you know what happens. Also, PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES for either the CDI or 3DO, which I've only seen the AVGN review of, and it made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
Some minor laughs may be caused by games like WINTER RACE 3D, TOILET TYCOON (oh boy yes it exists), AMERICA'S TOP 10 MOST WANTED (you fistfight Saddam and Osama... nuff said), FIGHTER MAKER (only for the hilarious moves the game lets you create), GODS AND GENERALS (oh sweet Jesus) and SECRET FILES 2: PURITAS CORDIS (which is easily the loveliest camp point and click game that came out a few years ago).
Other than all this, I can also guarantee a few laughs from some that were mentioned before, like BIG RIGS and DEADLY PREMONITION, though this last one is not bad for me, just plain awesome with its weird sense of humor.
Right, movies!
Only a few here, but I recommend the Troll series in its entireity and the film series that it has a crossover with in the 3rd episode, the Ator the Invincible ones. Just a few notable moments and fun facts:
Troll: has 2 main protagonists called Harry Potter. Rowling must be a fan.
Troll 2: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Ator 1: look at this beautiful conversation
Anyway, hope I helped, look these up as I had so much fun with them, and I think you will too.
SNIPER (Snajper - not sure about this, but I think it's the original title of this polish game made by City Interactive) is a cult hit in Hungary due to one video reviewer, but the game really fucking deserves its fame worldwide. It's one of the best worst games I've played since STREETS OF SIM CITY (should try that too, though without any patches it's just plain unplayable). For a start, the first guy you meet is under a bridge thingy, with an umbrella open. Every time you start a new game. Here:
COUNTRY JUSTICE is a ripoff of a similar redneck shooter, probably Redneck Rampage or some trash like that. Apparently, it's trying to rip off Postal 2 as well, alongside with the first Half Life. Just listen to the plot and try to resist not looking it up: You're a guy who is sent out by his wife, to get his stolen goat back (Daisy) in a zombie apocalypse. The goat is held by a mad scientist from Half Life, and once you actually rescue it, it will take a seat... in your car... what the fuck..... Anyway, this one is a game you Want to play, that's for granted.
WOLFSCHANZE actually got a newer sequel that looks rather sweet, but dont let that fool you, as in the first game you'll meet an Adolf Hitler speaking english with a french (?) accent, and you can put boxes on top of his head that will float there forever. The game is about the secret assassination of Hitler and it's as hilarious as it can get. Once later in the game you can put an oildrum on one of your friendlies' head the same fashion as with Hitler, and he will start slowly diving into the ground, like in a swamp. Pure gold. Just look at those crates, waiting for you to humiliate the Führer with them... You want it!
Some failporn games might ease your interest (and kill it too), like LULA 3D in which many people have sex with their genitals not even remotely close to each other, and you shoot your little dog with a catapult to... oh how the fuck should I know what you shoot him for, it's fun as he explodes into a bloody pulp. Anther great gem is DICK SUCKS: TERROR IN TITFIELD which is a 2D sidescroller, where you play as a penis avoiding huge pairs of jugs. Should you get "into" them, you know what happens. Also, PLUMBERS DON'T WEAR TIES for either the CDI or 3DO, which I've only seen the AVGN review of, and it made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair.
Some minor laughs may be caused by games like WINTER RACE 3D, TOILET TYCOON (oh boy yes it exists), AMERICA'S TOP 10 MOST WANTED (you fistfight Saddam and Osama... nuff said), FIGHTER MAKER (only for the hilarious moves the game lets you create), GODS AND GENERALS (oh sweet Jesus) and SECRET FILES 2: PURITAS CORDIS (which is easily the loveliest camp point and click game that came out a few years ago).
Other than all this, I can also guarantee a few laughs from some that were mentioned before, like BIG RIGS and DEADLY PREMONITION, though this last one is not bad for me, just plain awesome with its weird sense of humor.
Right, movies!
Only a few here, but I recommend the Troll series in its entireity and the film series that it has a crossover with in the 3rd episode, the Ator the Invincible ones. Just a few notable moments and fun facts:
Troll: has 2 main protagonists called Harry Potter. Rowling must be a fan.
Troll 2: OHMYGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
Ator 1: look at this beautiful conversation
Though the best worst film award from me goes to ZAAT. That movie. That fucking movie...
Anyway, hope I helped, look these up as I had so much fun with them, and I think you will too.
Alpha Protocol is what you are looking for in a game. It's a very bad game that could have been good, but isn't. You almost want to keep playing, but don't because of the glitches, lag, broken minigames and terrible controls.
As for movies, I'd reccommend Burn After Reading. Terrible movie.
As for movies, I'd reccommend Burn After Reading. Terrible movie.
For movie suggestions, check out Cinemassacre's (aka Angry Video Game Nerd) "Monster Madness". This year he's doing campy/cult horror b-flicks.
Mega shark vs giant octopus, i couldnt stop laughing at how seriously they though creatures that could only get you on water was, apparently investing in flying tech was harder than taking them out or something, but the whole thing just made me laugh cause of the silliness of it.
Green lantern was almost embaressing to watch, but you could count that.
Green lantern was almost embaressing to watch, but you could count that.
Yeah. Until Batman Begins, the animated series actually treated its audience more maturely than the live-action movies (although the original Batman movie did have some R-Rated moments).Nobodyman said: