Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[SenseOfTumour]

sadistic animal rights offender captures creatures in the wild and then forces them to fight each other for everyone's entertainment. Somewhere, some kid is going into an seizure watching the fight.

Heh, had to think about that, as I never played it..or them.

Average guy from trailer park goes to buy milk, has problems.

Spoiler

Postal 2

 

[Dango]

An evil mix between Michael Jackson, Gin Ichimaru, and The Joker tries to destroy the world (also, as an extra hint, he has green hair).

Spoiler

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift. and the character is Hazama

 

[Icaray]

Overhyped rehash of old material.

Every game this year?

Here's one,
***** does art.

Spoiler

Okami

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Small enemies get the horns, large enemies get set on fire.

Black and White?

Spoiler: Sorry.

 

[Sinclair Solutions]

Animal Crossing: African Civil War Edition.

Spoiler

Far Cry 2

 

[Soviet Heavy]

fat players pretend to be slim characters seducing other fat players pretending to be slim characters.

Second Life? Or WOW?

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Economics meets Space Warfare

 

[SenseOfTumour]

"Fox, get this guy offa me!"

If you don't know it, I pity you.

If it's not Starwing, pity me

The best game everyone loves but apparently no one bought.

The reason people care that Forever will never happen

I fear cats more than governments (said in first person of character)

Duke...something?

No idea about the cats tho.

Overhyped rehash of old material.

Sorry, you're gonna have to give us more to go on, that could be about three quarters of all releases at the moment

 

[Paksenarrion]

BUTT KICKING FOR GOODNESS!!!

Space Hampster: Legends from Candlekeep!

 

[Soviet Heavy]

Not on my watch monsieur napoleon bonerhard!

 

[SenseOfTumour]

Stakes high in 'bad aim in hell' schocker, experts suggest a move to shurikens and lightning.

Spoiler

Painkiller

New invention seeks to cripple door industry, notes found claim 'huge success'.

Spoiler

Portal

Knife wielding teen thug tortures and kills endangered wildlife 'to impress peers'

Spoiler

Shadow of the Colossus

Immoral financiers abuse market to raise house prices, avoid jail with bribes.

Spoiler

Monopoly (hey it's been a video game!)

Child's toy enables fantasies of legend status while giving look of a complete tit.

Spoiler

guitar Hero

Despite having the initials JC and a huge range of options to resolve problems gadget crazed freak invariably just shoots everyone in the face and loots the corpses.

Spoiler

Deus Ex (or was it just me shooting a LOT of people in the face?)

 

[Agent_Nahmen_Jayden]

Electric courier blows up city, leaving him and his fat friend to save it.

Spoiler: Please tell me you got it if you played the game

InFamous

 

[Icaray]

Electric courier blows up city, leaving him and his fat friend to save it.

Spoiler: Please tell me you got it if you played the game

InFamous

Got it. Too easy.

Emo guy with weightless sword cries for several hours.

Spoiler

Final Fantasy VII

 

[gamer_parent]

An incredibly inept leader tries to capture another inept leader, both sides protected by their color coded subordinates, and both of their most powerful champion is a female with ridiculous mobility

Spoiler

chess

 

[Machiavellian007]

Get out of jail, do side quests for your entire life, THEN remember there's a plot at some stage that requires you to save humanity, or something. SIDE QUESTS NAO.

you will nevar guess.

Spoiler

Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

 

[Mr. Gency]

Lets get the hell out of Shanghai.

Spoiler

Army of Two 2

Teabagging and Noobtubes

Spoiler

counterstrike

Damn. My first guess was Modern Warfare 2

 

[JWW]

People just hate me because I'm conquering the world...

Spoiler

Europa Universalis 3

Spoiler

Never heard of it? You're missing out bigtime.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Get out of jail, do side quests for your entire life, THEN remember there's a plot at some stage.

you will nevar guess.

GTA3?

Edit: I didn't expect to get it right anyway.

[sub]I only played the first mission of GTA3. I was trying to get a guess as lucky as my first quick scope.[/sub]

 

[joshuaayt]

1. Dinosaurs Really Suck, So Kill Them.
2. Laws Of Physics are Invalidated By Parachutes.
3. In Space, Corrupted Energy Will Flow Through an External Skeleton.
4. Like Fallout 3, but... (This one has several answers, sadly)

 

[Squilookle]

The ultimate hollywood car chase simulator.

Be very careful with your guesses. There is only one correct answer.