Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

[joshuaayt]

1. Dinosaurs Really Suck, So Kill Them.
2. Laws Of Physics are Invalidated By Parachutes.
3. In Space, Corrupted Energy Will Flow Through an External Skeleton.
4. Like Fallout 3, but... (This one has several answers, sadly)

1.) Turok?
2.)Just Cause 2
3.)War for Cybertron
4.)Any first person sand box.

Not quite

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1. This one was a little mean, as they aren't *technically* dinosaurs. Monster Hunter
2. Correct
3. Metroid Prime: Corruption
4. Also correct

 

[Mr. Gency]

Here's a easy one:

Hat simulator.

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Team Fortress 2

 

[ArMartinez02]

Making crazy people turn back to their less crazy selfs by f**king with their minds.
This game is a good game, even yatzee agrees.

silent hill?

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Could have been the next great 3rd person shooter, however, the cracks in the game design are visible from space.

Any guesses?

Crackdown 2?

'Fraid not, my good man. And not Gears of War either...

etooo, halo, crakdown 1, dead space? erm mass effect? mass effect 2?

Hmmm, maybe my phrasing was too ambiguous. It was in fact...

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Lost Planet 2

For the record, I still love that game, stupid design decisions and all.

 

[gamer_parent]

Making crazy people turn back to their less crazy selfs by f**king with their minds.
This game is a good game, even yatzee agrees.

psychonaut

 

[-Samurai-]

Not really a sentence, but;

Metal Gear?!

 

[Valiance]

strafe jump, collect guns and kill.

Strafejump? Quake? Quake 3/Quake Live?

 

[gamer_parent]

National Lampoon's Animal House meets softcore girl's gone wild, and sucks more than black hole.

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Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laud

 

[RandallJohn]

A Japanese man trains his whole life in the martial arts, gaining abilities bordering on the supernatural, only to find that the same abilities also belong to an American surfer dude with the same fashion sense as him.

Street Fighter

A wacky cast of characters with no conceivable idea how the justice system works.

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

We still have Luigi, so I'm not too concerned about it.

Mario Is Missing!

An elderly man has his painstaking life's work surpassed in days by a ten-year old.

Any Pokemon game

 

[Captain Epic]

Resident Evil 4, INNNN SPAACCCEEE!

 

[Klepa]

An errand boy travels the universe, using the fate of the human race as an excuse to lure women into his spaceship, only to have sex with them, while having enough of disingenuous assertions.

No answer, should be easy enough.

 

[Baron_Rouge]

Resident Evil 4, INNNN SPAACCCEEE!

Animal Crossing?

Just kidding, I'm fairly certain that's actually Dead Space.

 

[ArMartinez02]

A game that follows the life a a drug addict that chases supernatural creatures to pleasure his wife which eventually becomes a supernatural chaser while consuming drugs and fruits

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u sure?

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100% sure?

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ur rlly sure?

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definetly sure?

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last warning

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pac-man

 

[Zombus]

To do list: abuse little girls, insert golf club A into forehead B.

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Bioshock

 

[Captain Epic]

Resident Evil 4, INNNN SPAACCCEEE!

Animal Crossing?

Just kidding, I'm fairly certain that's actually Dead Space.

Yup.

 

[aaron552]

1. The 2 prequels are unplayable on a current OS. They are, however, much better games. Amongst other things, this game lacks a type of arrow present in the prequels.
2. Their weak point is a triangle.

Hint:

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They share a graphics engine

 

[gamer_parent]

"It's a murder simulator! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!"

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GTA

 

[Mr. Gency]

Play as a tiny little man on a bigger man's back and tell him what to do.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Kill all sons-a-bitches *cocks shotgun* that's my 'ficial instructions.