Summarize a Game in One Sentence.

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chromewarriorXIII

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Here's mine:

Stop the lighting of giant, overly-complicated lighthouses so that the power of alchemy isn't released into the world and mankind destroys itself.

Or it's sequel:

Light giant, overly-complicated lighthouses so the power of alchemy is released into the world so that mankind doesn't destroy itself.
 

Ophi

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A kind, peace-loving prince declares bloody warfare on the entire continent and the only ones who can stop him are his two best friends, a pair of incestuous twins.
 

natster43

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Here are a couple games I can sum up in one sentence.

Here is a gang filled city and you are a super soldier, go nuts.
Here is a mall full of zombies, go nuts.
Crash Takedown Takedown Crash Takedown Win Repeat.
A retelling of the Three Kingdoms Era in which all of the main people are murder machines who have magical powers.
Destroy everything on mars.
I thought of another one. Help a person who looks like Hitler build really nice utopian cities where everyone is happy. Metropolismania 1 and 2.
 

fearofsleep

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a painting goes batshit crazy and you have to kill japanese mythology...and then the concept of evil itself
 

Jaxtor

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You play a brownhaired dude with stubbles.

(yes, yes, it has probably been said like 8 times already but I couldn't pass it up)
 

doodger

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Call of duty4: Murder foreigners.
Call of duty6:Murder even more foreigners, with even more style.
Fire emblem: Chose which units are good, give them all your items and exp, and watch them steamroll their way to victory.
Starcraft 2: Play as one of the four aliens races in a fight for dominance: The zerg, the protoss, the terran and the korean.

By the way, the fire emblem SS one was very funny XD
 

JuryNelson

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Flac00 said:
Pastry obsessed woman jumps through holes to kill evil computer.

Portal (and maybe 2)

Question: how do you do the spoiler boxes? I gotta find out.
Try quoting somebody who does it. It'll come up in the text box.
 

Sebenko

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Supervillain brit wake up from coma, murders way to freedom with Hispanic sidekick.

Native American abducted by aliens, hilarity ensues.

Bored peasant/warrior/lord/lady gets bored/wanderlust/quest for vengeance and ruins history, racking up a kill count to make Simo Haya look like a pussy.

Go on, guess. They're not hard.
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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Jaxtor said:
You play a brownhaired dude with stubbles.

(yes, yes, it has probably been said like 8 times already but I couldn't pass it up)
Uncharted and at least half of all current generation action games with a male protagonist?

Player's soul hops between bodies and fights demons in a futuristic dystopia.
 

JuryNelson

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quantum mechanic said:
Faceless, nameless, unempowered protagonist helps old guy with magic books deal with insane children in a variety of alien and unexplained places.
MYST!
 

MortalForNow

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Rockstar's Old West bonanza of guns, gangs, and flower picking.

Kill a dude, grab a gun, repeat.

An underwater trek through the exact opposite of Atlantis.

Fight some zombies.

Fight more zombies, but with different characters and the ability to chop their heads off with a katana. (Sequel to the previous game)

Jump for orbs.

Jump for MORE orbs. (Sequel to the previous game)

Italian murdering machine.

(NOTE: Edited to fit the name-guessing game)

BONUS: Anthropomorphic thief and his gang of friends.
 

SilkySkyKitten

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Crackdown

Pokemon

Portal

Serious Sam