Sunburns from the Depths of Hell

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Pimppeter2

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My brothers neck got sunburnt bad, it looked like someone was going to chop off his head
 

StarStruckStrumpets

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Once I went to cyprus with my Dad and got horrendously sunburnt by hanging around the hotel's swimming pool. It was all over my back.

A good remedy for sunburns, get some fresh tomatoes, preferable cold ones, crush them somehow, and rub the paste over the sunburnt area. Leave it for half an hour or so, and the burning feeling is completely gone, it takes the heat right out of the burn. All you are left with is some red skin.
 

Noamuth

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It takes a lot for me to get burnt, but when I do, I tan horribly afterward. My skin is mostly tan/pale olive, but my legs are pure bloody white. XD
Ah, lack of sunlight.
Last time I got sunburnt was on my legs, and put me off letting it happen again. My mum laughed at me because she could hear me yelping as I tried to get pants on over the sunburn.

Though speaking of terrible sunburn reminds me of something terrible that happened to my best friend in primary school. She came back from her holiday, I hadn't seen her in ages, so I ran up and gave her a friendly slap on the shoulder..

.. Bursting the giant sunburn bubble underneath. Man, my ears hurt from the shrieking that followed.
 

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JimmyBassatti said:
-Zen- said:
NeutralDrow said:
-Zen- said:
NeutralDrow said:
A) I know you're probably just fishing for compliments with it,
Not really. I just started with "pasty pale people," and it just kinda flowed from there. It's not so much looking for attention so much as it is me amusing myself.
Which did occur to me...but a little too late to retract it. My apologies.
No reason to apologize. It's just a trivial detail.

JimmyBassatti said:
-Zen- said:
One contender for the worst one for myself was one I received in my early childhood. I don't remember what it felt like, but I do remember it being so severe that a large skin bubble formed on my shoulder.
I had this once from when I was swimming in a pool for 6 hours straight. Ugh... it's so terrible. It hurt just to put a shirt on, and when someone would put something on my shoulder... ugh...
Damn bubbles.
My mom kept trying to pop them.
She was like "The only way to get rid of them is to pop them." And she loves to pick stuff like scabs and stuff like that. She was determined to pop them too.
You did tell her that popping them could lead to an infection right?
APPCRASH said:
I went to an outdoor Irishfest concert. That's gods way of culling the herd. I came out with second degree burns on my back, shoulders, and neck.
Ouch.. I have have mild second degree burns on my shoulders(The only place really...) First degree burns to my cheek, and full on 2nd degree burns on my nose. If the uncomfortably didn't kill me the itching would. Oh god, the itching.. I made my mom go get something to ease it or I feared I might rip my skin off. (For the second time! But, for some reason I believe that it was also an adverse reaction to the medicine I was taking which clearly said avoid direct sunlight for length periods)

(My nose was fine mostly unless I brushed my hand across it which made me even more uncomfortable but besides it being a terror to look at it was actually less of a nusiance. Besides some leaking/seeping fluid but unless I touched it, it was fine..)
 

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AngloDoom said:
Worst sun-burn ever;

My dad saw this guy he knew asleep on the beach. He cut out some paper letters and placed them on his chest.

Took him several months for the word "TWAT" to be tanned-out of his body.
That's hilarious! +1 to your dad.
 

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"I can only wonder how many -pale pasty people peruse ponderously the programs and prose present- on this site."

Saw this and I had to point it out. Did you put that many words starting with 'P' on purpose or was it an accident?

In repsonse, the worste I've ever burned was when I went on a trip to the Carribean. Hurts to think about it.
 

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Noamuth said:
It takes a lot for me to get burnt, but when I do, I tan horribly afterward. My skin is mostly tan/pale olive, but my legs are pure bloody white. XD
Ah, lack of sunlight.
Last time I got sunburnt was on my legs, and put me off letting it happen again. My mum laughed at me because she could hear me yelping as I tried to get pants on over the sunburn.

Though speaking of terrible sunburn reminds me of something terrible that happened to my best friend in primary school. She came back from her holiday, I hadn't seen her in ages, so I ran up and gave her a friendly slap on the shoulder..

.. Bursting the giant sunburn bubble underneath. Man, my ears hurt from the shrieking that followed.
...gross

anyways, I had one that was kinda like that. It was on my back, and it started to blister all over. Hurt like hell. And the moral of the story: don't fall asleep in the grass.

but the worst burn story, I have ever heard, well...probably doesn't need to be posted...
 

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This one time when I was playing waterpolo in Mackay, QLD and I didn't put ANY sunscreen/sunblock on and when I came home the next day, I went to school and had to go home as I was in so much pain and I felt like I was going to throw up. I went to the doctor and he said I had heat stroke and second degree burn. It hurt like hell and I've worn sunscreen ever since. Though I must say, it was very fun to peel the dead skin off.
 

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went to warped tour in '05 in atlanta, GA. needless to say it was probably over 100 F that day, and my dumbass was like 'noooo i don't need sunscreen'.

had a sunburn that was pretty much cherry red, and made the burned skin swell up like three millimeters. [kinda scary if you think about it.]

hurt for weeks. :[
 

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bernthalbob616 said:
AngloDoom said:
Worst sun-burn ever;

My dad saw this guy he knew asleep on the beach. He cut out some paper letters and placed them on his chest.

Took him several months for the word "TWAT" to be tanned-out of his body.
That's hilarious! +1 to your dad.
screw that. +10.

:D
 

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Bulletinmybrain said:
First degree burns to my cheek,
Sun burn is a first degree burn. If it blisters it becomes second degree.

The best thing about summer is laughing at all of the bright red idiots with horrific sunburn. festivals are the best for this. There was some bad sunburn at Download this year. Its doubly funny when they are a red head/ginger and you can't tell where the hairline starts.

I'm quite dark and never burn but there is still no excuse. Use sun block/screen. If not you get burnt... and keep me entertained.
 

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I live three quarters of a mile from the sun (Australia)
When you get burned here, you get it bad
Its either blisters and peeling skin, or nothing at all
Its all or nothing

And to think our national cancer is skin cancer, I wonder why that happens...

So yeah, hell of alot of bad burns, but nothing out of the ordinary for people in my area

Yay Australia!

Edit: All your page two are belong to me... For now